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  • TraumaCraft Minecraft Server

    TraumaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your FWB troubles behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about age differences and unequal relationships, because here, everyone is equal – as long as you can build a killer castle, that is. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, just like your ex’s ex-wife did when she married that older dude.

    Don’t worry about taking things too far, because on our server, the only thing that’s too far is the distance between you and the nearest diamond mine. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where drama is just a distant memory and adventure awaits at every turn.

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  • CraftyCashCow

    CraftyCashCow
    Are you tired of wasting your money on boring stuff like clothes or food? Well, why not spend it on joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. And don’t even get me started on our pet creepers – they can do the moonwalk like you’ve never seen before! So forget about buying that new pair of shoes, come join us and let your virtual adventures begin!

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  • Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

    Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

    but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

    plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

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  • ToiletTroubleCraft

    ToiletTroubleCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

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  • VibeCraftCentral

    VibeCraftCentral
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s accusations about a vibrator? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.

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  • WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

    WeddingBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and ghosting drama in real life by building your dream world block by block!

    Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!

    Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.

    So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

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  • CraftyTimeTraveler

    CraftyTimeTraveler
    Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

    3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

    So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • DadVsFianceSMP

    DadVsFianceSMP
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, emotional roller coasters, and unexpected twists!

    Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real game is navigating complicated family relationships. Will you choose to walk down the aisle with your mom instead of your dad? Will you go NC or LC with certain family members based on their actions in-game?

    Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, blocking toxic players, and shedding tears over virtual voice mails. This server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready for some serious emotional gameplay, join us now!

    Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes? Join our server and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, the only thing more powerful than a diamond sword is a strong support system.

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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

    Picture this: you spawn in a world where the only child of a mom with a heart attack, stroke, fibromyalgia, schizophrenia, bipolar depression, and diabetes needs your help. But wait, there’s more! Her aunt is also struggling with medical issues and they both need YOU to take care of them!

    Experience the thrill of working paycheck to paycheck while juggling the responsibilities of caring for two sick family members. But don’t worry, you can always take a break and blow off some steam with some virtual weed (in-game, of course).

    Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

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  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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