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self-care strategies

  • Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, listen up, have you ever felt like a lonely potato sitting in the back of the potato bag? Well, this isn’t just any Minecraft SMP, it’s like the ultimate social experiment where we gather the whole squad of rejected NPCs and fashion an accidentally glorious community that makes the Hunger Games look like a pillow fight!

    First off, when you join, you’re assigned a pet chicken that has an attitude problem and a mysterious backstory involving betrayal and a nearly successful heist against a rogue librarian. This chicken’s name is Eggspresso, and if you don’t follow its commands, you might find your virtual house mysteriously filled with dirt — or worse, EGG-ON (yep, that’s a thing here).

    Secondly, every time you log in, you have a 50% chance of being magically transformed into a flying llama with a crown because “why not?” I mean, who doesn’t wanna flap around brainlessly showing off their royal llamaness while trying to avoid being roasted by a pre-teen with an enchanted bow?

    Oh, did I mention the Great Pickaxe War? Yeah, once a week we battle over who gets to build the biggest dirt castle. The winner gets to design the new server rules, which usually involve a lot of trampoline-related nonsense and a mandatory disco party at midnight. We summon “the Disco Creeper,” and if you can dodge it while doing the Macarena, you get free diamonds. It’s brutal but so worth it!

    Plus, there’s ‘The Dimension of Bad Decisions’ where you can go to ask the universe your most ridiculous questions like, “Should I have taken that extra slice of cake last Christmas?” and boom, you are teleported to an alternate universe where cake IS the currency and your entire existence relies on whether you can out-bake a grumpy Enderman who really hates frosting.

    And then there’s the annual “Meme Olympics” where you’re judged not just on your survival skills, but how funny your memes are in real life. Bring your best dad jokes, because if you can’t make people snort-laugh while attempting to climb the world’s smallest mountain made of gravel, then what even are you doing?

    In short, if you’ve ever wanted to be a part of a server where logic takes a vacation and creativity is just a wild rollercoaster ride with no harnesses allowed, then this is totally the place. So toss on your diamond boots, grab that suspicious-looking potion, and dive headfirst into the unabridged chaos that can only exist in this Minecraft realm. LET’S GOOOO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Stressless Minecraft SMP

    Stressless Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    💥✨ Oh boy, hold onto your diamond pickaxes, folks, because this Minecraft SMP is like a golden apple in a sea of rotten potatoes! 🥔 You ever wanted to dig straight down without the fear of LAVA (trust me, it’s a serious problem) but also wanted to be terrorized by flying flaming cows? Well, my friend, you’re about to embark on the craziest blocky adventure of your entire life!!! 🚀🌈

    Ever heard of the Great Enderman Teleportation Scandal of 2023? Yeah, it’s a thing. 👾 Join us not just to build, but to defend your beautifully crafted forts from ghostly creatures who are actually just misunderstood interns from the Nether. They’re trying to steal your enchanted gear and use it for… well, nobody knows. What kind of business are they running down there anyway? FIND OUT! 🔍🌋

    Oh, and did I mention the Mystery of the Exploding Creeper? 💣 It’s said that if you can make a Creeper cry (don’t ask how, it’s complicated), you’ll unlock a secret dimension of infinite resources. But careful! There’s a chance you might accidently get sucked into a black hole made of bedrock. If you survive, you might find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of cake, but it’s a cursed cake that makes you fart rainbows! 🍰🌈💨

    Wanna craft a weapon that doesn’t just charm your enemies but also sings lullabies to them? Yup, possible here! Just gather the three sacred ingredients: a nether star, a fishy fish fillet, and your uncle’s old Nintendo cartridges – there’s a LONG backstory, don’t ask. 🎶🐠👾 And for the brave souls who dare to venture into the “Cave of Infinite Regrets,” you might come back with an enchanted shovel that can dig through all of your life’s choices!!! What more do you want?! 😱💀

    Join our chaotic Potato Cult (don’t question it, just accept it), where our motto is “Grow big or go home!” 🥔🚀 We have secret meetings at a lava fountain where we chant to Steve, the Block God, and throw diamonds into the fiery abyss as tribute. Oh, and we roast marshmallows over ghasts because that’s the kind of insane geniuses we are. 🔥👾

    So, why are you still reading this? Get your pickaxe, jump through the portal of utter nonsense, and become a part of something legendary. Or you’ll just be trapped in your grandma’s survival world forever. And nobody wants that. Trust me! 💥🎉 Join us NOW!!!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SelfTalkers Minecraft SMP

    SelfTalkers Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚨🔥 YO, listen up, fellow pixelated survivalists! 🔥🚨 Are you tired of life in the real world where you’re obligated to interact with REAL humans? Wanna escape into a blocky realm where your biggest worry is getting hit by a creeper while munching on a BEEF STEAK? 🤤🥩 Well, lemme tell ya about this super-duper mega, one-way ticket to Minecraft heaven SMP!

    Imagine this: you log in, and BOOM, a giant potato monster named Spudzilla is terrorizing your pixelated village. What do you do? Join the epic potato fight, where the winner gets unlimited fries for life! 🍟🥳 Sounds like a dream, right? DON’T WAKE UP YET!

    But wait, there’s MORE! Ever thought your cat could talk? We’ve got a secret plugin that makes all the cats in our SMP speak fluent English and give life advice! Right after you feed them fish, they’ll drop some real knowledge bombs like, “Why don’t you turn that dirt hut into a luxury condo?” 🏡😼 And trust me, who wouldn’t want to hear from Mr. Whiskers about the secrets of the universe?

    And OH—did I mention? We have an annual Weird Block Olympics! 🥇🏆 Compete in the most ridiculous games like “Crafting Relay” where you have to craft a full set of diamond armor using only 10 blocks of dirt and a potato. It’s insane! You could win the coveted “Golden Pickaxe of Uselessness” which literally does nothing except make you look like a total boss. 🥵✨

    If you’re worried about survival, don’t be! We’ve got a super-secret, absolutely not fake shield in place that activates whenever you start to cry over falling into lava. 🧙‍♂️💫 Totally legit! You’ll just float back to safety like a fluffy cloud trying to avoid the ground.

    Oh, and the administrators? They’re actually alien overlords who want to study human emotions. So, talking to yourself while crafting a TNT cannon is totally encouraged! They might even join in your conversations (they’re really not great at English tho). It’s a vibe! 🚀👽

    So, what are you waiting for? Quit your job at McDonald’s, abandon your real-life friends, and join us for an unforgettable journey in this Minecraft SMP where every day is a new episode of “Who Can Build the Stupidest Thing.” I guarantee you’ve never experienced existential dread over a pixelated potato before! 🌌💩

    Join now or forever be a lost noob wandering in the infinite plains of Minecraft loneliness! (And yes, llamas are our official mascot because they spit, and spitting is funny). 🦙💥

    Remember: Only cool kids join, so put on your crafting hat and let the madness BEGIN! 🎉🎮🌈

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

    FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyMoodBoosters

    BlockyMoodBoosters

    New Minecraft Servers

    When you’re in a bad mood, do you punch a pillow? Scream into a pillow? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take out all your frustrations by punching virtual blocks! Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than punching a pillow.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers bust out their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes the ultimate Minecraft champion. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why join our server? Because where else can you punch virtual blocks, dance with creepers, and embark on epic quests all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCraftMamas: Digging for Diamonds & Self-Care

    MineCraftMamas: Digging for Diamonds & Self-Care

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a queen? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate self-care routine for women! Join us for a virtual spa day where you can mine diamonds, build luxurious castles, and slay dragons with your fellow queens. Trust us, the payoff is huge – just ask our resident Minecraft goddess who went from mining coal to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword). So grab your pickaxe and join us for a pampering session like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MySurvivalLife | Without donation and wipes! Minecraft server

    MySurvivalLife |  Without donation and wipes!  Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    MySurvivalLife

    Our server positions itself as semi-vanilla, with the addition of plugins for a comfortable, interesting and convenient game.

    [!] The server does not have: any system of donation, private territory, wipe, mini-games and griefing [!]

    [✓] The server has a spawn system, a set-home system, a trade system, an economy system, and a trading system. [✓]

    [|] The server is regularly updated and new interesting features are added. [|]

    Having started the game with us, you can know with complete confidence that your time will not be in vain!

    The administrator is closely involved with the server and does not allow any possibility of anyone playing under equal conditions. Start the game with us and have fun! We are for a fair and interesting game!

    198.244.202.101:2331

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SerenityPvP

    SerenityPvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    SerenityPVP is a 1.8 pvp based servers where we have diffrent types of pvp gamemodes, We have KitPVP, PGM and Fast Bridger for now. We are going to release more! We provide asian players lag-less pvp gameplay!

    mc.serenitypvp.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lattycraft 1.16.3

    Lattycraft 1.16.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    [b]LattyCraft network – Since 2012[/b]EU.latty.org / US.latty.org

    In LattyCraft you’ll have a great time with all the addicting and exciting custom gameplay and features! The server community has grown together for a long time and you’ll feel very welcome to be a part of it with the friendly fellow players. The more you get familiar with the server, the happier you will become with being a part of it

    We have servers running in the EU and US for optimal ping for everyone. You can connect to our servers with 1.16 although you can still connect as far back as 1.8, however you may be missing out on some of our features. You can join our discord where we host giveaways and chat amongst the community, also stay in touch for events we host, such as weekly drop parties!

    Gamemodes:

    Hub Minigames

    Start your LattyCraft journey off in our unique Hub with minigame and LootBox features! We have spleef, parkour, daily mazes and paintball to offer! Using tokens you gain from some of these purchase our LootBoxes! LootBoxes can give you fun cosmetics such as pets or have the chance of winning a present box for one of our gamemodes! Play around with friends and earn cool cosmetics in our Hub!

    Miners

    Join us on Miners where you work your way through Mines A-Z and prestige, gaining skillpoints and continuing to prestige to improve your skill tree. Your skill tree makes it easier to prestige over time! Also use pick upgrades, ore multipliers, explosives, and potions to make your way through the prestiging journey faster! Miners’ main focus is to grind through the gamemode, and compete with others on your skill levels and prestiges. This gamemode is highly addictive and fun. /server miners

    Survival

    Join us on Survival where you have the ability to start out with a random tp to our beautiful open world with custom biomes. Join friends in BOSS battles with unique drops, help them with our unique QUESTS or compete against them in our Jobs and MCMMO leaderboards! You can join jobs to help gain money for doing certain tasks for skills, whilst levelling your MCMMO! These addons help make our server less vanilla and more unique. Come join us and work yourself to the top of our leaderboards!

    /server survival

    Join us on EU.latty.org/US.latty.org !

    lattycraft.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WheelieBlocks

    WheelieBlocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome!

    WheelieBlocks is a multi-platform Survival Multiplayer server that features a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages. Awesome ranks suitable to your budget with cool perks and bonus items available in-game. For questions, suggestions and inquiries, you can contact us on Discord

    51.79.98.34:25566

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LogicSMP

    LogicSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    The LogicSMP is a Towny Pvp Server Where you can your freinds can all hang out and grind to be the best play with the largest faction!

    167.114.136.129:25585

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  • Superheroes server

    Superheroes server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello Join my superhero server! U can be a villain or a hero. We will make events and stuff! We just started but we are getting better! Join discord for mods and info

    https://discord.gg/4YbPEjDuhc

    HeroesVSVillains.aternos.me:25882

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ⚡ EpicMine [1.16.5-1.20] ᴀɴᴀʀᴄʜʏ ⚡ Minecraft server

    ⚡ EpicMine [1.16.5-1.20] ᴀɴᴀʀᴄʜʏ ⚡ Minecraft server

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    Visit EpicMine! Anarchy Server! We have an auto-mine, tasks, a buyer, an auction, a donation store, caches, an alchemist! Items include ladders, totems, super armor and much more! Cheats are prohibited!

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    mc.epicmine.fun

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MindClash

    MindClash

    New Minecraft Servers

    MindClash is a community founded in 2014 with over 8 years of experience in the Minecraft server and community world! We are excited to bring a new addition to our network by launching our official server featuring Towny!

    play.mindclash.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hamster

    Hamster

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hi, this is a minecraft semi-vanila minecraft server, we have a non toxic comunity, and we have a new server

    hamster.originscloud.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Omegacraft chile

    Omegacraft chile

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the number 1 server in Latin America and Spanish Speaking. We offer different types of games for all tastes at Omegacraft. We have a very united community with responsible and committed professional owners and staff to give you a unique and unforgettable experience.

    omegacraft.cl

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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