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  • Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, listen up, have you ever felt like a lonely potato sitting in the back of the potato bag? Well, this isn’t just any Minecraft SMP, it’s like the ultimate social experiment where we gather the whole squad of rejected NPCs and fashion an accidentally glorious community that makes the Hunger Games look like a pillow fight!

    First off, when you join, you’re assigned a pet chicken that has an attitude problem and a mysterious backstory involving betrayal and a nearly successful heist against a rogue librarian. This chicken’s name is Eggspresso, and if you don’t follow its commands, you might find your virtual house mysteriously filled with dirt — or worse, EGG-ON (yep, that’s a thing here).

    Secondly, every time you log in, you have a 50% chance of being magically transformed into a flying llama with a crown because “why not?” I mean, who doesn’t wanna flap around brainlessly showing off their royal llamaness while trying to avoid being roasted by a pre-teen with an enchanted bow?

    Oh, did I mention the Great Pickaxe War? Yeah, once a week we battle over who gets to build the biggest dirt castle. The winner gets to design the new server rules, which usually involve a lot of trampoline-related nonsense and a mandatory disco party at midnight. We summon “the Disco Creeper,” and if you can dodge it while doing the Macarena, you get free diamonds. It’s brutal but so worth it!

    Plus, there’s ‘The Dimension of Bad Decisions’ where you can go to ask the universe your most ridiculous questions like, “Should I have taken that extra slice of cake last Christmas?” and boom, you are teleported to an alternate universe where cake IS the currency and your entire existence relies on whether you can out-bake a grumpy Enderman who really hates frosting.

    And then there’s the annual “Meme Olympics” where you’re judged not just on your survival skills, but how funny your memes are in real life. Bring your best dad jokes, because if you can’t make people snort-laugh while attempting to climb the world’s smallest mountain made of gravel, then what even are you doing?

    In short, if you’ve ever wanted to be a part of a server where logic takes a vacation and creativity is just a wild rollercoaster ride with no harnesses allowed, then this is totally the place. So toss on your diamond boots, grab that suspicious-looking potion, and dive headfirst into the unabridged chaos that can only exist in this Minecraft realm. LET’S GOOOO!

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  • Stressless Minecraft SMP

    Stressless Minecraft SMP

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    💥✨ Oh boy, hold onto your diamond pickaxes, folks, because this Minecraft SMP is like a golden apple in a sea of rotten potatoes! 🥔 You ever wanted to dig straight down without the fear of LAVA (trust me, it’s a serious problem) but also wanted to be terrorized by flying flaming cows? Well, my friend, you’re about to embark on the craziest blocky adventure of your entire life!!! 🚀🌈

    Ever heard of the Great Enderman Teleportation Scandal of 2023? Yeah, it’s a thing. 👾 Join us not just to build, but to defend your beautifully crafted forts from ghostly creatures who are actually just misunderstood interns from the Nether. They’re trying to steal your enchanted gear and use it for… well, nobody knows. What kind of business are they running down there anyway? FIND OUT! 🔍🌋

    Oh, and did I mention the Mystery of the Exploding Creeper? 💣 It’s said that if you can make a Creeper cry (don’t ask how, it’s complicated), you’ll unlock a secret dimension of infinite resources. But careful! There’s a chance you might accidently get sucked into a black hole made of bedrock. If you survive, you might find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of cake, but it’s a cursed cake that makes you fart rainbows! 🍰🌈💨

    Wanna craft a weapon that doesn’t just charm your enemies but also sings lullabies to them? Yup, possible here! Just gather the three sacred ingredients: a nether star, a fishy fish fillet, and your uncle’s old Nintendo cartridges – there’s a LONG backstory, don’t ask. 🎶🐠👾 And for the brave souls who dare to venture into the “Cave of Infinite Regrets,” you might come back with an enchanted shovel that can dig through all of your life’s choices!!! What more do you want?! 😱💀

    Join our chaotic Potato Cult (don’t question it, just accept it), where our motto is “Grow big or go home!” 🥔🚀 We have secret meetings at a lava fountain where we chant to Steve, the Block God, and throw diamonds into the fiery abyss as tribute. Oh, and we roast marshmallows over ghasts because that’s the kind of insane geniuses we are. 🔥👾

    So, why are you still reading this? Get your pickaxe, jump through the portal of utter nonsense, and become a part of something legendary. Or you’ll just be trapped in your grandma’s survival world forever. And nobody wants that. Trust me! 💥🎉 Join us NOW!!!

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  • SelfTalkers Minecraft SMP

    SelfTalkers Minecraft SMP

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    🚨🔥 YO, listen up, fellow pixelated survivalists! 🔥🚨 Are you tired of life in the real world where you’re obligated to interact with REAL humans? Wanna escape into a blocky realm where your biggest worry is getting hit by a creeper while munching on a BEEF STEAK? 🤤🥩 Well, lemme tell ya about this super-duper mega, one-way ticket to Minecraft heaven SMP!

    Imagine this: you log in, and BOOM, a giant potato monster named Spudzilla is terrorizing your pixelated village. What do you do? Join the epic potato fight, where the winner gets unlimited fries for life! 🍟🥳 Sounds like a dream, right? DON’T WAKE UP YET!

    But wait, there’s MORE! Ever thought your cat could talk? We’ve got a secret plugin that makes all the cats in our SMP speak fluent English and give life advice! Right after you feed them fish, they’ll drop some real knowledge bombs like, “Why don’t you turn that dirt hut into a luxury condo?” 🏡😼 And trust me, who wouldn’t want to hear from Mr. Whiskers about the secrets of the universe?

    And OH—did I mention? We have an annual Weird Block Olympics! 🥇🏆 Compete in the most ridiculous games like “Crafting Relay” where you have to craft a full set of diamond armor using only 10 blocks of dirt and a potato. It’s insane! You could win the coveted “Golden Pickaxe of Uselessness” which literally does nothing except make you look like a total boss. 🥵✨

    If you’re worried about survival, don’t be! We’ve got a super-secret, absolutely not fake shield in place that activates whenever you start to cry over falling into lava. 🧙‍♂️💫 Totally legit! You’ll just float back to safety like a fluffy cloud trying to avoid the ground.

    Oh, and the administrators? They’re actually alien overlords who want to study human emotions. So, talking to yourself while crafting a TNT cannon is totally encouraged! They might even join in your conversations (they’re really not great at English tho). It’s a vibe! 🚀👽

    So, what are you waiting for? Quit your job at McDonald’s, abandon your real-life friends, and join us for an unforgettable journey in this Minecraft SMP where every day is a new episode of “Who Can Build the Stupidest Thing.” I guarantee you’ve never experienced existential dread over a pixelated potato before! 🌌💩

    Join now or forever be a lost noob wandering in the infinite plains of Minecraft loneliness! (And yes, llamas are our official mascot because they spit, and spitting is funny). 🦙💥

    Remember: Only cool kids join, so put on your crafting hat and let the madness BEGIN! 🎉🎮🌈

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

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  • FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

    FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

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  • BlockyMoodBoosters

    BlockyMoodBoosters

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    When you’re in a bad mood, do you punch a pillow? Scream into a pillow? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take out all your frustrations by punching virtual blocks! Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than punching a pillow.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers bust out their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes the ultimate Minecraft champion. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why join our server? Because where else can you punch virtual blocks, dance with creepers, and embark on epic quests all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fun begin!

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  • MineCraftMamas: Digging for Diamonds & Self-Care

    MineCraftMamas: Digging for Diamonds & Self-Care

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a queen? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate self-care routine for women! Join us for a virtual spa day where you can mine diamonds, build luxurious castles, and slay dragons with your fellow queens. Trust us, the payoff is huge – just ask our resident Minecraft goddess who went from mining coal to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword). So grab your pickaxe and join us for a pampering session like no other!

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  • Cabin in the Woods: Where Trees Craft and Adults Behave Badly

    Cabin in the Woods: Where Trees Craft and Adults Behave Badly

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    Cabin Craft Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cabin Craft – a comfy dedicated modded Minecraft server (Valehlsia 6) that’s looking for some friends! Feel free to stop by and see if it’s a good fit for you!

    Features:

    Features Description
    Step by Step Instructions Get started in our Discord server with cool staff
    Claiming Protect your builds with claiming on the server
    Whitelisting Ensure safety with whitelisting
    Contests Participate in server contests
    Sweet Environment Enjoy a wholesome environment with friendly people

    You will also get to see Jeramy in the chair!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bctxCwa9gc

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Follow the step by step instructions provided in our Discord server to join.

    Q: How can I protect my builds?

    A: You can claim your builds on the server to protect them.

    Q: Is the server safe?

    A: Yes, we ensure safety through whitelisting.

    Q: Are there any server events?

    A: Yes, we have contests for players to participate in.

    Q: What kind of environment can I expect on the server?

    A: You can expect a sweet and wholesome environment with friendly players.

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  • The Not-So-Greatlands Realm – Because we couldn’t handle the mods and PVP

    The Not-So-Greatlands Realm – Because we couldn’t handle the mods and PVP

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    The Greatlands Realm 16+
    🏰 Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! 🏰
    300+ players!
    ✅The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!
    What Do We Offer?: ⚔️
    ✅This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!
    A Little Bit About Us!
    ✅This is a project we’ve created by many different creators all around the world more than 2 years ago and has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many different players every year!

    How Do I Join?

    ❗YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE. https://discord.gg/yuqtjqbXW7

    The Greatlands Realm trailer & other Greatlands related content please enjoy:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb\_3qOveUds

    FAQ

    1. How can I join The Greatlands Realm?

    To join The Greatlands Realm, you must first join the Discord server to receive the realm code. You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/yuqtjqbXW7.

    2. What kind of experience can I expect on The Greatlands Realm?

    The Greatlands Realm offers a unique role-playing experience in a fantasy world rich with lore. You can encounter mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and more while exploring this extraordinary world.

    3. How long has The Greatlands Realm been established?

    The Greatlands Realm was created by creators from around the world over 2 years ago. Since its founding, it has grown into a thriving community with over 300 players.

    4. Is there a trailer or other content related to The Greatlands Realm?

    Yes, you can watch The Greatlands Realm trailer and other related content on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb%5C_3qOveUds.

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  • Shademc towny

    Shademc towny

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    Welcome to ShadeMC – where the sun may set, but the adventures never do!

    Embark on an unforgettable journey in our friendly Towny survival server, where camaraderie flourishes and excitement awaits at every turn. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your Minecraft odyssey, ShadeMC offers a plethora of features to ensure a thrilling experience for all.

    Settle into our immersive world where you can forge lasting bonds with fellow players, create thriving communities, and build the town of your dreams. With quests, jobs, slimefun, cluescrolls, custom enchantments, and a myriad of other activities, there’s always something new to discover.

    Gather your friends and family and join forces to establish your own bustling township, where unity and cooperation reign supreme. Or venture forth alone and carve out your own path to greatness – the choice is yours.

    Our convenient shop system allows you to access essential items and resources from anywhere with a simple command, ensuring that your adventures are never hindered by scarcity.

    What’s more, ShadeMC boasts seamless cross-platform compatibility, allowing players on both Java and Bedrock editions to converge and explore together. Connect with friends across different platforms and embark on epic adventures without limitations.

    But that’s not all – at ShadeMC, we believe in rewarding dedication and loyalty. Earn prestigious perks and privileges with our free ranks system, empowering you to stand out and shine in the bustling community.

    Join us at ShadeMC and embark on an unforgettable journey where friendships are forged, towns rise and fall, and epic adventures await at every turn. Are you ready to step into the shadows and leave your mark on the world?

    play.shademc.co.uk

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  • Sylvanmc

    Sylvanmc

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    SylvanMC is a new towny server

    play.sylvan-mc.net

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  • Phoenix SMP: Where the only thing remotely vanilla is the ice cream

    Phoenix SMP: Where the only thing remotely vanilla is the ice cream

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Info
    Java Edition 1.20.4
    Fresh World starting 04/03/2024
    Discord https://discord.gg/gbycU9by

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is this Minecraft server about?

    This Minecraft server is a Hermitcraft inspired community where players can enjoy epic builds, friendly PvP battles, and a supportive environment.

    2. Is there proximity chat on this server?

    Yes, we have proximity chat enabled on our server for a more immersive gameplay experience.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the Java Edition with the IP address provided. Make sure to follow the rules and guidelines set by the server owners.

    4. Are there data packs available on this server?

    Yes, we have various data packs available on the server to enhance your gameplay experience.

    5. Can I make new friends on this server?

    Absolutely! Our server community is friendly and welcoming, making it easy for players to make new friends and build connections while playing.

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  • DemonsCraft VS Hypixel

    DemonsCraft VS Hypixel

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    Hypixel DemonsCraft
    Extensive variety of mini-games Focus on traditional Minecraft gameplay with added features
    Large player base Smaller, more intimate community
    Constant updates and new content Stable and consistent gameplay experience
    Many cosmetic customization options Exclusive VIP benefits and special items
    Strict anti-cheat system Active staff members and frequent events

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Hypixel Answer DemonsCraft Answer
    Can I play with friends on the server? Yes, you can easily party up with friends and play together. Of course, you can team up with friends to take on challenges and quests.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, Hypixel hosts frequent events and tournaments for players to participate in. DemonsCraft also organizes exciting events for players to enjoy and win rewards.
    Can I donate to support the server? Yes, there are various ranks and packages available for purchase to support the server. Become a VIP member on DemonsCraft to unlock exclusive benefits and items by donating.
    Is there a focus on PvP in the gameplay? Hypixel offers a variety of PvP mini-games and modes for players to enjoy. While PvP is a part of DemonsCraft, the server also emphasizes other aspects of gameplay.
    How often are new features added to the server? Hypixel regularly introduces new updates and content to keep the gameplay fresh. DemonsCraft provides a stable and consistent experience with occasional additions.

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  • 2war network

    2war network

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    2War Network is a growing cross-play network! We currently only have a Lifesteal server with many unique features like koth, custom boss fights, seasonal payouts, envoys, playtime rewards, and more! We do lots of events and giveaways!

    2war.online

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  • Trollrace Network VS Hypixel

    Trollrace Network VS Hypixel

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    Hypixel Trollrace Network
    Pros Pros
    1. Largest Minecraft server with a wide variety of minigames 1. Join DoniBobes on his new Minecraft Network
    2. Active player base 2. Unique “Troll” theme for added fun
    3. Regularly updated with new content 3. Opportunity to be featured in DoniBobes’ YouTube videos
    Cons Cons
    1. Can be overcrowded at peak times 1. Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
    2. Some minigames may have long queue times 2. Limited game selection

    FAQ

    1. How many players are usually online on Hypixel compared to Trollrace Network?

    On Hypixel, there are usually tens of thousands of players online at any given time, while Trollrace Network may have a smaller player base with hundreds of players online.

    2. What type of minigames can I find on each server?

    Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and Quakecraft among others. Trollrace Network focuses on unique minigames with a “Troll” theme.

    3. Can I play with DoniBobes on Trollrace Network?

    Yes, you have the opportunity to play with DoniBobes on his new Minecraft Network and potentially be featured in his YouTube videos.

    4. Which server is better for new players?

    Hypixel may be more beginner-friendly due to its larger player base and extensive tutorials for each minigame. Trollrace Network, on the other hand, offers a more unique and personalized experience with its “Troll” theme.

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  • WyvernCraft VS Hypixel

    WyvernCraft VS Hypixel

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    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    Massive player base Lag and server issues
    Diverse game modes Can be overwhelming for new players
    Regular content updates Can be competitive and intense

    WyvernCraft

    Pros Cons
    Unique and enriching experience Smaller player base
    Custom features Limited game modes
    Immersive world Potential for less frequent updates

    FAQ

    Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel has a massive player base compared to WyvernCraft.

    Which server offers more diverse game modes?

    Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes while WyvernCraft may have limited options.

    Which server provides a more unique and enriching experience?

    WyvernCraft is designed to deliver a unique and enriching Minecraft experience with custom features that set it apart.

    Which server has more frequent content updates?

    Hypixel is known for its regular content updates, while WyvernCraft may have potential for less frequent updates.

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  • Searching for a vintage factions server on 1.7.10 with a VIP list

    Searching for a vintage factions server on 1.7.10 with a VIP list

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Unknown
    Colour Scheme Green and black
    Features Factions

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    What was the colour scheme of the server? The colour scheme was green and black.
    What features did the server have? The server had factions.
    Do you remember any other details about the server? Unfortunately, no other details are remembered at this time.

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