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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5988 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
