self-cannibalism Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CannibalCraft: Eat Yourself to Death!

BIZARRE, cannibal, CannibalCraft, dangerous behavior, dark humor, death, Disturbing, Eat, extreme actions, fatal consequences, Macabre, mental health, Morbid, psychological issues, self destruction, self harm, self-cannibalism, self-destructive tendencies, suicidal, Twisted, twisted humor

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the djs and creepers as the bouncers.

if you join now, you might just stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco made of diamonds.

our server is so lit that even a suicidal cannibal could technically eat themself to death. but don’t worry, we have a team of magical unicorns ready to revive you with rainbow sparkles and glitter bombs.

so come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

NoCompaniono Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bitch, DRUG, ex, FLIRTING, Happy, love, love bomb, love-creep, Men, Minecraft, missing, NoCompaniono, rape, relationship, Respect, Server, sex, slit throat, vicariously, Women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading love and joy through virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate who will love you forever and ever. Just like in real life, but with more creepers. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

HadithCraft Minecraft Server

#Quran, Country, FAITH, favourite hadith, HadithCraft, Islam, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic heritage, Islamic history, Islamic principles, Islamic quotes, Islamic sayings, Islamic teachings, Islamic traditions, Islamic values, Islamic wisdom, Minecraft, Muslim, Prophet Muhammad, religious quotes, Server, spirituality

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	68269
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic Hadith battles where players compete to see who can recite the most outrageous Hadith in their country. From flying camels to talking donkeys, you never know what kind of wacky Hadith you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server also features a special “Halal or Not” mini-game where players have to guess whether certain activities are considered halal or haram. Trust us, you’ll be surprised by some of the answers!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew Hadith could be so much fun?

RedHotBridesmaid

ANNOYING, attendees, Best Friend, bombshell, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, demure, dress, frivolous problem, full glam, hailey, inserts, maid of honor, Old Hollywood glam, red, RedHotBridesmaid, ruby lips, Selena, Sexy, upstage, Wedding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Do you want to unleash your inner bombshell and show off those legs that have been hidden away for too long? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the most glamorous and drama-filled wedding ever!

Imagine a world where the bride is a stunning Selena and the Maid of Honor is a bombshell Hailey, both trying to outshine each other in the most fabulous way possible. With dress choices that range from demure to full-on glam, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Witness the bride rejecting dresses for making models look “fat” and the Maid of Honor getting wolf whistles for her daring fashion choices. Who will steal the show at this virtual wedding extravaganza? Join now and find out!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With fashion drama at every turn and outrageous dress codes to follow, only the boldest players will survive. Are you ready to strut your stuff and show the world your inner bombshell? Then join us and let the fashion games begin!

InstantLingo Minecraft Server

foreign language, instant learning, InstantLingo, language acquisition, language acquisition process, Language Choice, language fluency, language learning, language learning apps, language learning resources, language learning software, language learning strategies, language learning techniques, language learning tips, language mastery, language preference, language proficiency, language selection, language skills, language study, Minecraft, multilingualism, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be speaking in tongues in no time! Literally, because we have a magical language-learning feature that allows you to instantly become fluent in any language you choose. Want to impress your friends with your newfound Klingon skills? Done. Need to negotiate with a group of Spanish-speaking villagers? No problem. Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about expanding your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly awesome way possible. So come join us and start chatting up a storm in languages you never knew existed!

CraftyTeacherLifeChanger

CraftyTeacherLifeChanger, education, empowerment, encouragement, Gratitude, guidance, Impact, influential, inspiration, learning, life changing, life lessons, mentor, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, positive influence, Role Model, Support, Teacher, transformation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Have you ever had a teacher so legendary that they literally changed your life? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with teachers like that! Join us and experience the magic of learning while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our teachers will inspire you to reach new heights in both education and Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that the headmaster is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to help you in your quests. So come on, join us and let’s make some educational magic happen!

PutinCraft Server – Defending Good Villains

Backlash, Candidate, controversy, criticism, Defending, Defense, Diplomacy, election, Good, international relations, interview, Media, opinion, Politics, public figure, putin, PutinCraft, Reform UK, russia, salisbury, Server, Statement, very good, Villains, world leader

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner thinks putin is like, super cool? well u found the right place, cuz on this server, we stan putin like no other! come join us and build ur own putin shrine, or maybe even reenact the time he wrestled a bear shirtless (not recommended in real life, kids). plus, our community is full of putin enthusiasts who will shower u with love and support for ur undying love for the russian president. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make putin proud! #putinforlife #minecraftputinfans #bestserverever

CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound

Conflict, CraftyTroops, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military intervention, News, North Korea, Politics, Pyongyang, PyongyangBound, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	New Chunks Explored:	876066
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Towns Built:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.

PotionHealzMC

Alternative Medicine, BELIEF, complementary therapy, emotional well being, faster healing, glass bottles, healing, healing potion, holistic healing, Medicines, mental health, mind-body connection, natural remedies, Perception, placebo effect, PotionHealzMC, psychosomatic effect, red liquids, Self Healing, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the potions are real and will make you heal faster than a speeding bullet! imagine drinking a red liquid and suddenly feeling invincible, like you can take on anything that comes your way. our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you feeling like a superhero in no time. so why wait? join now and start chugging those healing potions like there’s no tomorrow! who needs medicine when you’ve got magical potions on our server? it’s like being in a fantasy world where anything is possible, even healing faster just by drinking a potion. don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to become a potion-drinking warrior on our server!

TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	7310	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

UnboundSMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Custom spawn, destroy, Explore, home, Minecraft, msg, multiplayer, No Rules, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Server, Survival, Tpa, UnboundSMP, Vanilla, Warp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.

simplesmp.xyz:25695