Self-Blame MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Bants

poor hygiene, save teeth, neglect, weak teeth, chipped tooth

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even chipping your front tooth on a metal fork can’t bring you down! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even some dental hygiene tips along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. But be careful, one wrong move and you might just chip a tooth on that fork you left lying around in your virtual inventory.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together. And hey, maybe we can even help you with that chipped tooth situation. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally bite into another fork!

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Blocky Booty Busters

Failure, punishment, unwanted child, Busters, small apartment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

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Blocky Blunders: The Quest for the Unsaved Damsel

Blame, regret, blocky, unanswered questions, could have

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to save the princess is by building the most epic castle known to man! But beware, the evil creepers are out to sabotage your construction efforts with their explosive antics. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as the ultimate castle builder, or will you be forever haunted by the princess’s haunting question, “Why didn’t you save her?” Join now and show those creepers who’s boss!

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Creepin’ Guilt Trip: Where Minecrafters Regret Blowing Up Their Friends’ Houses

chuck e cheese, healing, Houses, CREEPIN, self-blame

Join our Minecraft server and escape the guilt of your past misdeeds! Build a virtual world where you can right your wrongs and redeem yourself for that time you accidentally knocked over a kid’s pizza at Chuck E Cheese. Let your creativity run wild as you create a new identity for yourself in a world where accidents never happen (unless you want them to)! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of the Chuck E Cheese animatronic band haunts our server, so you never know what kind of wacky adventures you’ll encounter. Join now and start your journey to redemption (and maybe even score some free tokens)!

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OopsCraft: Did I Just Screw Up?

uncertainty, blunder, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, mistake

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of lava. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive diamond-encrusted creeper that explodes with confetti instead of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and pork chops. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity… in the best way possible!

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Savage Japan Minecraft Server

Cultural differences, societal perceptions, prejudice, Social Issues, discrimination

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the rumors swirling around about white people being the “rapefugee savages of Japan.” But fear not, because on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and build their own virtual paradise.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-studded armor and enchanted weapons that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. Rumor has it that once you reach the end, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a giant flying squid and terrorize the other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens who can teach you how to speak in emojis and summon lightning storms at will. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where llamas ride on the backs of unicorns and rainbows are made of cotton candy.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just remember to watch out for those white people and their alleged shenanigans in Japan – you never know what kind of mischief they might get up to next!

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Rin Bros Minecraft SMP – Sakura Bros, Make Love, Not War!

love, Community, War, Rinbros, sakura

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build ridiculous structures, and engage in epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not, because here at Minewind, we believe in one thing and one thing only: making love, not war. That’s right, we settle all our disputes with dance-offs and flower crowns.

Our community is made up of Rinbros and Sakurabros, who are constantly at odds over who has the better taste in anime. But don’t worry, their rivalry is all in good fun and usually ends with them teaming up to prank the rest of us.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us at Minewind. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen when Rinbros and Sakurabros come together in the world of Minecraft!

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MomCraft: No Room for Squatters

Frustration, Caretaker, caregiver burnout, self-care, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s mother.

Imagine a world where your in-game mom loves to gamble and goes on crazy adventures between chemo treatments. Will she sell her medication for a chance at winning big? Will she end up in the hospital with a dangerous infection? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of unauthorized charges on your in-game debit card and the ultimate decision to kick out your virtual mom indefinitely. Will you be the hero who takes a stand against online gambling, or will you be the villain who cuts ties forever?

Join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

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PetEatingRedditorsCraft

local community, pet owners, Springfield residents, springfield, eat strangers pets

Are you tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Join our server where you can feast on the pets of unsuspecting players! Our community of Redditors from Springfield will show you the tastiest ways to cook up a creeper or roast a rabbit. Plus, we have a secret recipe for turning a stray cat into the purr-fect stew! Join now for a culinary adventure like no other!

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CraftyCreeperUK

travel restrictions, foreign policy, Diplomacy, United Kingdom, iran

So, like, have you heard about this cray-cray server where we all pretend to be flying to Iran but then the UK is like “nah, we ain’t havin’ it” and stops all the flights? It’s like, so random and hilarious, you gotta join just to see what other wacky stuff happens! Plus, our allies are all stepping up their sanctions, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even start your own international incident, lol!

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