Self-Assertive MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky McBlockface

self-centered, self-promotion, validation, center of attention, self-indulgent 5. Look at me

, I’m the captain now of this EPIC Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no! We also have a secret underground base where players can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with lightsabers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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CreeperHideNSeekGaza

Terrorism, IDF troops, international news, military tactics, strategy

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you can join and be part of this crazy adventure where you gotta fight off hamas hiding among civilians in gaza. it’s like a total warzone, but with blocks and stuff.

you gotta be careful, man, cuz those hamas dudes are sneaky. they’ll ambush you when you least expect it. but don’t worry, you can team up with other players and take them down together. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) mission, dude.

plus, the new york times even reported on it, so you know it’s legit. join now and be a hero in this insane battle against hamas in gaza. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Revolting SMP: Where vanilla beans are semi-terrifying

Enchantments, Vanilla, Adventure, revolting, Server

🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants	Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
🛡️ Grief Prevention	Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win	Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
💼 Jobs	Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
🏪 Player Shops	Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
🗺️ Quests	Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
🔧 And A Lot More	Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused	Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
Friendly Environment	Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
Constant Updates	Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
Balanced Economy	Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
24/7 Uptime	Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC)

Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft Click “Multiplayer” Click “Add Server” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console)

Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab Click “Add Friend” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) Click “Add Friend” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

SlowShotz Minecraft Server

rifle accuracy, shooter killed, shooting incident, slow rifle shots, SlowShotz

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of slow rifle shots! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, out of nowhere, you hear the unmistakable sound of three slow rifle shots. But fear not, because mere seconds later, the shooter is taken down in a flurry of multiple gunshots. How did SS manage to kill the shooter so quickly, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret weapon up their sleeve… or maybe they’re just really good at Minecraft PVP.

Join our server for a chance to experience epic battles, crazy plot twists, and maybe even uncover the mystery of SS’s lightning-fast reflexes. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary sharpshooter of the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Kiara’s Kooky Craft – Minecraft Server

end of year live, Kiaras, Hololive English Concert, Craft, Minecraft

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the fun!

We have regular events like Creeper Taming Tuesdays and Zombie Dance Parties on Fridays. Plus, our moderators are actual wizards who can turn your pickaxe into a diamond-spewing machine!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community in the world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

overreact, gained weight, mom, looking out, vacation eating

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!

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MotherInLawBattleRoyale

Formula, Apology, lettuce, mother-in-law, Apple

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to feed your virtual baby apples without your permission! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the time when your mother-in-law gave your baby an apple without asking!

On our server, you can raise your voice as much as you want without consequences, just like the time you snapped at your mother-in-law for stealing your baby’s first taste of sweetness. We encourage players to stand their ground and demand apologies for apple-related incidents!

But don’t worry, we also promote forgiveness and moving on from small things, just like when your mother-in-law suggested you should forgive each other for the sake of peace. Join us for a server full of family drama, awkward dinners, and unresolved grievances – it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

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Grown-Up Gamers Minecraft Server

parental guidance, Authority Figures, Nostalgia, generational divide, Server

Are you tired of feeling like the only responsible one in a sea of reckless teenagers? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where adults rule the land! No more dealing with angsty drama or immature behavior – here, the grown-ups are in charge and ready to show those kids how it’s done. Build your own adult-sized empire, complete with sophisticated architecture and refined taste. Who needs high school drama when you can have a mature and classy gaming experience? Join us now and unleash your inner adulting skills!

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TrumpedCraft: The Election Edition

violence, Edition, Politics, election, public opinion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most bizarre events can impact the outcome of the game! Join us and witness the chaos as players navigate through a world where Trump being shot could actually determine if he wins the election in-game. Will his character miraculously survive and secure victory, or will the players have to deal with the aftermath of a presidential assassination in Minecraft? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

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SeaWars Minecraft Server

SOVEREIGNTY, disputed sea, Minecraft, international relations, Diplomacy

so, like, u know how china be all up in everyone’s bizness in da sea, right? well, dis server be like da opposite of dat. we be all chill and peaceful and stuff. no aggressive actions here, just pure minecraft fun, ya feel me? come join us and escape da drama of da real world. plus, we got a secret underwater base where we throw epic parties with dolphins and turtles. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

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