self-assertion Minecraft Servers

Self-Assertion

  • BullyBashersCraft

    BullyBashersCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being bullied in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take revenge on your bully in the most epic way possible – by building a giant statue of them out of diamond blocks and then blowing it up with TNT! Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and assert your dominance with explosive style.

    Join our server now and unleash your inner vengeful mastermind! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to help you get back at those pesky bullies? Let the blocks do the talking and show them that you’re not to be messed with. Plus, we have a special “Bully Bashing” event every week where you can compete to see who can come up with the most creative revenge plan. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the revenge games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Name: PronounceMyNameOrElse

    Name: PronounceMyNameOrElse

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.

    also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.

    oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.

    so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyTruths

    BlockyTruths

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be facing challenges like never before!

    Join our server if you’ve recently accepted the truth that you are actually a secret ninja with the power to summon creepers with a flick of your wrist. Only on our server can you truly embrace your inner ninja and unleash chaos on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! If you’ve recently accepted the truth that you are actually a wizard in disguise, our server is the perfect place for you. Cast spells, brew potions, and wreak havoc on the land with your magical powers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the truth about yourself that you never knew existed. Who knows, you may even uncover a hidden talent for building epic structures or taming dragons. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Momma’s Logic Minecraft Server

    Momma’s Logic Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and join a community of craziness!

    Are your parents trying to make you move back home and take care of them? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual home and never have to deal with real-life responsibilities again!

    Join us and unleash your creativity, just like the time when you used your mom’s own logic against her and made her cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Escape the judgmental eyes of your siblings and embrace the freedom of building whatever you want, whenever you want. No more getting chewed out for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss!

    So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the real-life drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDefender

    CraftyDefender

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where the sky is green and the pigs fly upside down. we got llamas in tuxedos and chickens that do the macarena.

    if you join, you get a magical pickaxe that turns diamonds into cheeseburgers. and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and sings a lullaby.

    we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    come join us and prove to the haters that you are not contrary, you are just living your best life in this wacky minecraft world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyConfinement Minecraft Server

    CraftyConfinement Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, on our server, YOU’RE the boss! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly all the other players are trapped in a room with you. That’s right, they’re trapped in there with YOU! Show them who’s boss as you build, mine, and conquer the land. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to show off your Minecraft skills in a whole new way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show the world that you’re not just another player – you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoundaryPushers Minecraft Server

    BoundaryPushers Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting griefed by noobs who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll to teach them a lesson they won’t forget! We have a special “Troll Patrol” team dedicated to pranking the pranksters and keeping the peace in our wacky world. So if you’re ready to show those boundary-pushers who’s boss, come join us for some epic trolling adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Future President’s Minecraft Server

    Future President’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

    – We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

    – Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

    – Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

    NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BedrockBrosSleepover

    BedrockBrosSleepover

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP