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BlockyBationStation

BlockyBationStation, intimate moments, Masturbation, personal pleasure, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure frequency, self pleasure frequency analysis, self pleasure habits, self pleasure techniques, self satisfaction, self-arousal, self-care, self-exploration, self-play, self-touch, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with enchanted pickles. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Masturbation Monday” event where players can compete in a virtual tug-of-war tournament using nothing but their pickaxes. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted banana as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring plenty of lube because things are about to get slippery.

TimeCube.pl

administration, Adventures, atmosphere, Bedwars, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Competition, cooperation, economic systems, Events, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, Mini Games, Polish, PvE, PvP, Resources, Story, Survival, Tasks, Updates, world

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6411	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Crops Grown:	3253
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

TimeCube.pl is a Polish Minecraft survival server that offers an extensive world full of adventures and challenges. The server focuses on the classic survival mode, where players must survive, build and acquire resources. You will find unique economic systems, tasks and events that diversify the gameplay. TimeCube.pl is a place for players who value cooperation, competition and good fun in a survival atmosphere. With a friendly community and active administration, the server guarantees unforgettable experiences and regular updates. Join TimeCube.pl and create your own story in the world of Minecraft!

TimeCube.pl

Corpse Survival

Adventure, Bounty, BUILD, Challenging, Community, Corpse Survival, custom Bank, Discord, Economy, generator farms, Generator plugin, Ip:, Minions, Players, productivity, Server, Survival, Thrive, Version 1.21., Version 1.8, world

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1

Introducing Corpse Survival; A new survival server available on any version 1. 8 and above including the latest version 1. 21.X Join us on our journey to survive and thrive in this challenging world. Connect with fellow players, Build new things, create minions and generator farms to increase productivity. We use an all-custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugin. Dive into the adventure by joining our server at IP: stinted.hs.vc:27101 https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

We look forward to seeing you there!

stinted.hs.vc:27101

;_; Polish Poster Minecraft Server

_.., #emoticon, appreciation, Communication, Connection, emotion, Expression, friendship, Gratitude, internet culture, Language, Minecraft, Online Community, online interaction, Polish, positive vibes, Poster, recognition, Server, Shoutout, social media, Support

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participating in intense dance-offs with creepers.

Our community is filled with quirky characters like the polish poster who says “;_;” so often that it’s become a catchphrase. You’ll never be bored with us around!

So come on and join the fun! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement waiting for you on our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, August 27th, Community, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, discussion, Events, Famfrit Lavender Beds, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, haruhi, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Resources, September 11th, smp, Spooky Club, The Rising, XIV, xivg

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ores Mined:	3127
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Good luck getting past them!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for throwing epic dance parties. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you there, adventurer!

MomLiftDenier420

Agreement, aid workers, aita, back pain, Boundaries, caregiving, comfort, crane, disagreement, family, health, herniated disc, injury, lift, manual lifting, mom, MomLiftDenier420, Paralyzed, refusing, Sciatica, terminally ill

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	929
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about lifting your mom again! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of being asked to lift your mom, who refuses to use the perfectly good crane provided for her? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to lift a finger (or your mom) again!

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the hassle of back-breaking manual labor. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities, like lifting your paralyzed mom.

Join us now and experience the freedom of not having to lift anyone, ever again. Who needs a crane when you have a Minecraft server that provides endless entertainment and excitement? Don’t be the AITA in this situation, join our server and leave the lifting to the professionals (or the cranes)!

TeacherTrolledMe Minecraft SMP

bad teachers, bullying, Classroom, classroom experiences, cruel teachers, disrespectful behavior., education, educational system, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Humiliation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, public humiliation, School, school memories, smp, Student-Teacher Relationship, Students, teacher misconduct, teachers, TeacherTrolledMe, worst teacher

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of being humiliated by your teachers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only humiliation you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper while trying to build your epic castle! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and leave those embarrassing school memories behind!

HackCraft: From Noob to Pro!

advice, daily routine, Development, efficiency, growth, habits, HackCraft, Improvement, knowledge, learning, life hack, Life skills, noob, organization, personal growth, PRO, productivity, self help, self improvement, success, Time management, Tricks, useful tips

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack of building a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Trust us, it’s the new trend in Minecraft architecture!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance, he’s a real sucker for a good prank!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the ultimate life hack of becoming a Minecraft master in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

GlideBombCraft Minecraft Server

bombings, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, glide bombs, GlideBombCraft, global security, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	73	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we drop more bombs than russia on ukraine!!! we have over 800 glide bombs ready to explode your mind with fun and chaos!!! build your base, fight off creepers, and watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds!!! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience ever!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!

ThirstCraft: 600K Cubans Without Water

600k, activism, basic needs, Civil unrest, community support, Crisis, Cuba, Cubans, demonstrations, drinking water, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, lack of resources, political turmoil, POVERTY, PROTESTS, public health, Social Issues, Thirst, ThirstCraft, Water, water scarcity

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crops Grown:	8513
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	122
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Votes:	7069	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server, cuz we got more water than Cuba has protesters! That’s right, over 600,000 players living without drinking water in our world! But fear not, cuz we got all the water you could ever need to survive and thrive in this crazy blocky universe. So come on, join us and quench your thirst for adventure! Let’s make waves together in this watery wonderland! 🌊💧🎮

Pixel Pals Craft Club

Ancient, antique, cellphone, classic, club, Communication, Craft, historical, Nostalgia, obsolete, Old fashioned, old object, Outdated, PALS, past, PHONES, PIXEL, relic, Retro, single feature, Technology, Throwback, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8579

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to da retro days when phones were just bricks and u had to actually TALK to people instead of texting emojis.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’ll blow u away with their puns).

Our spawn point is a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the robot. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds in the shape of Justin Bieber’s face.

So if u wanna experience a blast from da past and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now before the Ender Dragon starts breakdancing too!