self-aggrandizement Minecraft Servers

self-aggrandizement Minecraft Servers

  • DumbPrideMC SMP

    DumbPrideMC SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3105
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 53 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Enchantments Applied: 209
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Animals Bred: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

    But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

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  • RegretfulBFF in Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulBFF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 4636
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1173 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about regretting anything in a friendship ever again! Why? Because on our server, we settle all disputes with epic PvP battles in the Nether. That’s right, no more awkward conversations or passive-aggressive text messages. Just grab your diamond sword and settle it like a true warrior!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Think you have what it takes to navigate through our maze of madness and claim the ultimate prize? Only the bravest and most cunning players will make it out alive.

    So if you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers and want to spice up your Minecraft experience with some crazy shenanigans, join us today! Who knows, you might just make some unforgettable memories (or enemies) along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FakeItTilYouMakeItMC

    FakeItTilYouMakeItMC
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 7568
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a wealthy tycoon without actually having to spend a dime! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own luxury mansion complete with diamond-encrusted walls and golden toilet seats.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can gamble away all your virtual riches in hopes of striking it big. Just be careful not to anger the diamond golem bouncers, they don’t take kindly to cheaters.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our exclusive yacht club where you can sail the high seas in style aboard your very own yacht made entirely of emeralds. Just watch out for the pesky pirate skeletons who are always looking to steal your loot.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and live the high life without the high price tag. Who needs real wealth when you can have virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sync SMP: Where griefing is just a distant memory! (We hope) Join now!

    Sync SMP: Where griefing is just a distant memory! (We hope) Join now!
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6765
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Potions Brewed: 155 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Vanilla gameplay: No land claims, TPA or any teleports
    Long-term world: Keeping the world active for a long time
    Only anti-rulebreak plugins: Coreprotect and anticheat

    We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones.

    The Sync SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

    Interested? You can apply to join on our discord here: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is this a whitelist-only server? Yes, we are a whitelist-only server.
    Are there any land claims on the server? No, we do not have land claims on the server.
    What plugins are used on the server? We only use Coreprotect and anticheat plugins.
    Can players use TPA or teleport commands? No, we do not have TPA or any teleport commands enabled.
    Do you have a specific timezone preference for players? We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnonCraft Minecraft Server

    AnonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 9914
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Crops Grown: 5541
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky!

    Join us and become part of a community that thrives on telling outrageous stories and then gooning to them in-game. Whether you want to share a tale of how you accidentally turned your pet pig into a flying unicorn or how you built a giant statue of a potato, we want to hear it all!

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest around the track (spoiler alert: it’s always chaotic and hilarious).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some ridiculous memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoodMorningCraft SMP

    GoodMorningCraft SMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 4281
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Villages Defended: 16
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic SMP where the pigs ride on saddles, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes (or at least make a really cozy sweater).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong

    CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 3392
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy online “friends” like Mike and just have a blast building and exploring with fellow gamers!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious antics and epic battles against virtual creepers (not the human kind, thank goodness). We promise not to pressure you into changing your username or giving out personal information – unless you want to, because hey, we’re all about consent here.

    So come on over and block out the negativity like a pro player, because on our server, the only thing creeping you out will be the monsters lurking in the shadows. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no facetime required!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

    ForestFrights Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 820
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 653724 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Chimeras Created: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ManlyMineMoments

    ManlyMineMoments
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 4001
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

    ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 4303
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

    Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SoyCraft Minecraft Server

    SoyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 9845
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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