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FutureCraft: No Time for Procrastination

Behavior, Blame, future outlook, FutureCraft, habits, mental health, mindset, optimism, personal development, positive mindset, procrastination, productivity, Psychology, research, self-admonishment, severe procrastinators, study, Time, Time management, well-being, worries

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA STOP PROCRASTINATIN’! WE GOT DA SECRET TO BEATIN’ DA BAD HABIT – JUST BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT DA FUTURE, DUH!

WE GOT CRAZY STORIES ‘BOUT PLAYERS WHO JOINED AND SUDDENLY STARTED FINISHIN’ PROJECTS LEFT N’ RIGHT! ONE GUY BUILT A WHOLE CASTLE IN A DAY, ANOTHER MADE A WORKING ROCKET SHIP TO DA MOON!

SO IF U WANNA KICK PROCRASTINATION’S BUTT, JOIN US AND START BUILDIN’ YOUR FUTURE TODAY! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🚀🏰🌕

ExSweaterSitchCraft

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, emotional, ex, ex girlfriend, ExSweaterSitchCraft, friendship, gift exchange, Insecurity, Jealousy, Lesbian, Memories, past, possessiveness, refusal, relationship, Soft, Sweater, tradition, unreasonable

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my ex-girlfriend’s jealousy over a sweater.

We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

FakeFriendFinder – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, dishonesty, disloyalty, fake bond, fake concern, fake connection, fake friend, fake kindness, fake loyalty, fake smiles, fake support, FakeFriendFinder, friendship red flags, Manipulation, Minecraft, shallow friendship, signs of fake friends, smp, toxic friendship, two-faced, untrustworthy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39

So like, you know when you’re playing on this epic Minecraft server and your so-called “friend” steals all your diamonds and then tries to blame it on a creeper? Yeah, that’s a sign that they’re not really your friend. But don’t worry, come join our totally rad Minecraft SMP where we don’t tolerate any diamond-stealing jerks! We’ve got epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and lots of laughs, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

InstaBoarding5

Airline, Airport, Behavior, boarding, boarding group 5, boarding process, boarding time, curious travelers, early boarding, Etiquette, Flight, Group 5, impatient, InstaBoarding5, Passengers, plane, queuing up, travel, travel habits, travel questions, waiting in line

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to board a plane? Well, imagine if you could skip all that nonsense and just teleport straight onto the plane! That’s right, on our Minecraft server, we have a special airline feature that allows players in boarding group 5 to instantly board the plane as soon as they log in. No more waiting around or dealing with annoying TSA agents, just hop on and take off into the virtual skies!

But that’s not all, folks. Once you’re on board, you’ll be treated to a first-class experience like no other. Our flight attendants are actually villagers in disguise, serving up delicious virtual snacks and drinks as you soar through the pixelated clouds. And don’t worry about turbulence, our pilot is a seasoned pro who can navigate through any storm with ease.

So why wait in line like a chump when you could be flying high in style on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience the most outrageous airline adventure of your life!

SyrianSecretsMC Server

chief, Disturbing, Fascinating, HORRIFYING, hostage negotiator, secret jails, Server, Syrian, SyrianSecretsMC, US

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	786231	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, u know how some servers are just like, meh, but then u find one that’s like, WHOA, this is cray cray? well, that’s us. our server is so lit, even the US chief hostage negotiator is like, WHOA, this is some next level stuff. he called our secret jails horrifying and disturbing, but also, like, fascinating. so, if u wanna experience the ultimate thrill of being locked up in a virtual prison, then u gotta join our server. it’s like, the most intense role-playing experience ever. plus, we have like, secret tunnels and hidden treasures and stuff. so, come join us and see for yourself why even the pros are shook by our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

PriestlyPVP: York Scandal Edition

Archbishop of York, Church Controversy, church discipline, Church Ethics, church hierarchy, church investigation, church leadership, church misconduct investigation, church oversight, church scandal, church scandal aftermath, Clergy Abuse, clergy accountability, clergy reappointment, Edition, institutional abuse, misconduct allegations, PriestlyPVP, reappointed priest, religious misconduct, Report, scandal, sexual abuse case, York

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Towns Built:	8

haha u wont believe wat u can do on dis minecraft server! we got da archbishop of york runnin around like a crazy chicken, gettin reappointed as a priest even afta a sexual abuse case! like wut even is dis server lmao. join us for da most wild and wacky adventures u eva had in minecraft. u never know wat crazy shenanigans u gonna get into next! come join da fun and chaos, u wont regret it (maybe).

Blocky Babes: Polygamy Paradise

Attitudes, Babes, blocky, Conflict, domestic violence, education attainment, extremism, Female education, fertility rate, gender inequality, iraq, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Paradise, Permissive, POLYGAMY, schooling age, Social Impact, Unions, violence, War, Women

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	959527
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story about how our server came to be.

once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored out of their minds. they decided to create their own server, but not just any server – a server so wild and crazy that it would make your head spin like a top.

you see, our server is like no other. we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows. not to mention the fact that our players are the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. why, just the other day, we had a dance party in the lava pit and no one got burned!

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug. and remember, on our server, anything is possible – even lower female education attainment and polygamy unions!

SimplyMC

Admin Events, bedrock server, competitive, DOMINATE, Duo, Fun, Grief, Grinding, Ip:, MARK, Minecraft, PORT, PvP, Raid, Rewards, RICHEST, SimplyMC, Solo, Special items, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	634
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Server Information

Description	Vanilla Together is a minecraft pvp server with semi anarchy rules where players have the freedom to pvp, raid, and grief as they please.
Features	– Competitive gameplay – Solo or duo fighting – Admin-made events with special items and rewards – Dominate the server – Have fun
Discord	https://discord.gg/m7gJKAtWeQ
Platform	BEDROCK SERVER
IP	51.79.96.13
Port	32735

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo or do I need a partner?	You can play both solo or with a partner on Vanilla Together.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, there are admin-made events with special items and rewards for players to participate in.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, players have the freedom to grief as they please within the semi anarchy rules.
How can I dominate the server?	By being competitive, grinding for resources, and participating in events to become the richest player.
Where can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/m7gJKAtWeQ

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, art, Backlash, character designs, confusion, controversy, criticism, design, Disappointment, Fan Service, Frustration, gooner bait, Happened, internet culture, Manga, moved past, mystic, online communities, past, PIXEL, Realms, social media, trends

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	90
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild trip through a gooner’s fever dream! We got characters that’ll make you question reality, like seriously, what even is a gooner bait character design? But that’s not even the best part, we’ve got insane builds that will blow your mind and make you wonder if you’re actually in a virtual world or a glitch in the matrix. So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chaos together!

Absolute Kino Minecraft SMP Discovery

2024.., 7th prince, Absolute, Absolute Kino, best of the year, cinematic masterpiece, discovery, EATING GOOD, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, film, Hidden Gem, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, must watch, new favorite, Recommendation, smp, Surprise, Thrill, top pick, Underrated

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is an absolute KINO! Forget about 7th prince, this server is where it’s at in 2024, bros!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see them riding into battle on diamond-clad pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest blocks and items. Some say he can summon lightning with a mere flick of his wrist, while others claim he can turn dirt into diamonds with a single touch.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this absolute KINO of a Minecraft experience!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Communication, ED recovery, emotional triggers, family conflict, family dynamics, FoodieFrenzy, Healthy Eating, healthy relationships, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, past trauma, personal boundaries, Respect, self-advocacy, self-care, Self-expression, Server, Support, triggers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	6298
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with triggering comments about your eating habits in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where no one will judge you for cooking up a storm or snacking all day long! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of respecting boundaries, especially when it comes to food. Plus, we have a special area in the game where you can build your own virtual kitchen and cook to your heart’s content without any negative comments. So say goodbye to triggering conversations and hello to a safe and fun Minecraft experience! Join now and let’s feast on some virtual blocks together!