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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Do you want to make bank in the virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and start your own diamond mining operation! We have secret caves filled with diamonds just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in the game. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual diamond tycoon?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable mob in the game: the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and breeds these majestic creatures will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly in survival mode? Wish granted. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly puppies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to virtual riches and ultimate power. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, financial decision-making, financial empowerment, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, financial windfall, financial windfall planning, investment opportunities, long-term financial planning., money management, money mindset, sudden prosperity, sudden wealth, unexpected riches, wealth acquisition

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	150
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

If you suddenly came into a significant amount of money, the first thing you should do is join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within our virtual world is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So why waste your newfound riches on boring stuff like cars and houses when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our wacky and whimsical server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BearCrash Minecraft Server

accident, animal, B.C. park, BearCrash, Canada, conservation, crashes, Cubs, Endangered species, environmental impact, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, Mother, Nakoda, Offspring, rare, Server, Tragedy, tragic event, white grizzly bear, wildlife, wildlife conservation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	579
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimension Hops:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Potions Brewed:	192	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can witness the rare white grizzly bear Nakoda and her cubs in all their pixelated glory! watch as they navigate through the treacherous terrain, battling creepers and zombies along the way.

But be warned, these bears are not your average minecraft mobs – they have special abilities that will keep you on your toes! from summoning lightning storms to shooting fireballs, Nakoda and her cubs are a force to be reckoned with.

Join now and embark on a quest to help Nakoda and her cubs survive in this dangerous world. Will you be able to protect them from the dangers that lurk around every corner? Or will you fall victim to their wrath? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads

Accountability, banana giant, bananacraft, civil case, colombian, compensation, court ruling, death, death squads, families, financial settlement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, multinational corporation, Paying, south america, SQUADS, Tragedy, US, Victims, violence, wrongful death

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Star Shards Collected:	145
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

GeneSkinCraft: Treat Rare Disorders!

Dermatology, disorders, epidermolytic ichthyosis, Gene therapy, GeneSkinCraft, genetic disorders, genetic medicine, genetic therapy, healthy skin transplantation, ichthyosis with confetti, Innovative treatments, Japanese researchers, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, rare, rare diseases, rare skin conditions, skin care, skin disorders, skin health, skin regeneration, skin transplants, skin treatments, Treat

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mines Excavated:	3538
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A RARE SKIN DISORDER! JAPANESE RESEARCHERS GONNA USE UR OWN GENES TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! SAY GOODBYE TO EPIERMOLYTIC ITCHYOSIS AND HELLO TO ICHTHYOSIS WITH CONFETTI! WE GONNA TRANSPLANT HEALTHY SKIN ON U LIKE A FANCY MAKEOVER! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A WHOLE NEW YOU, LITERALLY! #SKINMAKEOVERS #GENETICMAGIC #MINECRAFTFUN

MoistCraft: Where water slides are the main mode of transportation!

accurateBlockPlacement, antiCheatsDisabled, carefulBreak, carpet rules, commandPlayer, ctrlqCraftingFix, decorators, defaultLoggers, dragonEggBedrockBreaking, flippinCactus, fogOff, Grinders, lagFreeSpawning, Main, missingTools, Mode, MoistCraft, progress updates, renewableSand, Slides, smp, stackableShulkerBoxes, Transportation, updateSuppressionCrashFix, Water, Whitelist, xpNoCooldown

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Farms Harvested:	877	Love Letters Sent:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

MoistCraft Overview:

Server Name	MoistCraft
Launch Date	October 2021
Server Focus	Large scale projects, skill improvement

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How can I apply to join MoistCraft?

A: To apply, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KPTCc8ZMVY. We will ask you to fill out a form and create a channel for you to interact with other members.

Q: What kind of members is MoistCraft currently looking for?

A: We are mainly looking for grinders and decorators at the moment.

Q: Where can I see the progress updates of projects on MoistCraft?

A: All the projects we’ve done are shared in our progress updates channel.

Q: What carpet rules does MoistCraft adhere to?

flippinCactus
antiCheatsDisabled
xpNoCooldown
commandPlayer
ctrlqCraftingFix
stackableShulkerBoxes
defaultLoggers mobcap,tps
fogOff
accurateBlockPlacement
updateSuppressionCrashFix
lagFreeSpawning
carefulBreak
missingTools
renewableSand
dragonEggBedrockBreaking
smoothClientAnimations
EndStonelessHardness
deepSlateInstaminable

Q: What mods are used on MoistCraft?

A: The mods being used include Carpet, Lithium, Carpet Extra, Carpet TIS Additions, Starlight, Carpet Addons, Syncmatica, and zick Carpet Addons.

Snowball Fight Minecraft Server

Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fight, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet culture, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online forums, Political Incorrectness, prejudice, race relations, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, Snowball, Social Issues, trolling, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players who are so skilled, they must be descended from ancient Mongolian warriors. And don’t worry about the color of their blocks – we embrace diversity in all its forms, even if it means our buildings look like a rainbow threw up on them. So come on over and see why we’re the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server around!

BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.

BhabeeBasherCraft

Apology, bhabee, BhabeeBasherCraft, biological woman, brother’s spouse, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Dinner, Disrespect, family, Hindi, misunderstanding, Nonbinary, parents, Peacekeeping, relationships, setting the table, Siblings, sister-in-law

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone “bhabee” is totally acceptable and encouraged! We don’t discriminate against sister-in-laws or nonbinary biological women here. In fact, we have a whole village dedicated to celebrating all types of family dynamics.

Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled dinners just like in the story above. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by not calling someone “bhabee”? Or will you embrace the chaos and become the ultimate family member in our pixelated world?

Apologize, don’t apologize, just make sure to bring your block-building skills and sense of humor to our server. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Bhabee Master” by the end of your journey. See you there!