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Welcome to Niuniu’s grassland! We are a server that provides a variety of exciting and interesting Minecraft mini-games, including TNTRun, Parkour, SMP, Hide and Seek, Sky Island Survival, Bed War, etc. Our servers are committed to providing a high-quality gaming environment and social platform where players can easily make friends, interact with other players and explore the game world together. Thank you for choosing Niuniu’s Grassland, and we look forward to your joining and experiencing the fun of the game together!
Start your own clan, your own civilisation and grow and thrive! Make friends and allies, build and support each other!
Or, wage war! Conquer and rule the world, start another world war and wreak havoc on the server! Become the governor of the world and watch over your slaves – or die trying.
The survivaliest survival you could ever survival on. We have crates, keys, vouchers, high tier items and a new map for you to explore with your friends!
SageDomeMC is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience.
Looking for staff.
survival vanilla anticheat economy java dynmap land claims huge world border no loot crates/no pay to win max 20 players for now will up the limit soon
StrLens is a newly re-opened survival server seeking members both new and old to join us. We offer a solid Survival experience with kits and a huge and varied shop to suit all your needs.
On top of this, we are currently expanding our available Mini-Games section. As of now, we have a fully complete SkyMine with new dimensions being worked on.