One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.
We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.
You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.
So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!
Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.
Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!
Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your bros. It’s like a never-ending quest for love and adventure!
You won’t have to change your standards here, because this server is the one who will meet all your needs. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right?
So come join us and let’s build a world where high standards are a thing of the past. Love is temporary, but Minecraft is forever!
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it means pretending to be someone else to impress a girl.
Who needs real life when you can have a virtual girlfriend who actually likes you for who you are, or who she thinks you are?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience a love life, even if it’s just in Minecraft. Join now and start living the dream!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on the backs of flying pigs?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the dance partners.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will truly mess you up in the best way possible, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious. What fucked you up? Our server will, in the most epic way possible!
Step into the thrilling world of the SCP Foundation on our unique roleplay minigame server. As an agent, your mission is to secure a secretive facility where chaos reigns. With SCPs causing havoc and prisoners and researchers trying to escape, every moment is filled with intense action and suspense.
### About the Game Our game is fully developed and maintained with great care. Inspired by the iconic SCP: Containment Breach (SCP) and SCP: Secret Laboratory, we’ve crafted an experience that stays true to the spirit of the SCP universe. New content is periodically added to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Join us in securing the facility and surviving the chaos! Thank you for your support and enjoy your time on Craftainment!
craftainment.net
Join us on our server where the River Medway flows with diamonds instead of water! Build your base on the tears, hope, and fear of your enemies as you conquer the land.
Witness Syrian rebels take control of majority of Aleppo in our server, where alliances are formed and broken in epic battles for dominance.
And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at owning directors with cash gifts just like Al Fayed did! Who needs diamonds when you can buy power with cold hard cash?
But beware, parking rules are strictly enforced in our server. One wrong move and you could end up with a £1,906 bill for a five-minute parking violation!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Previous players can’t get enough, so why should you miss out on the fun?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors have taken down countless mobs and even staged a coup against the sheep monarchy. And let’s not forget about the time we held a fashion show for our llamas, complete with a red carpet made of diamonds.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and become part of the chaos that is Chaika on the Front Page! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.
Welcome to DraconSMP. At DraconSMP you can do whatever you want, the posibilities are endless! DraconSMP is an unique Server with tons of Features and offers and enjoying Enviorment for everyone.
Some of our Features are: Quests, Daily Rewards, Active Community, Custom Currency, Jobs, Custom Items & Gear, Dungeons , Supply Drops, And so much more…!!! Don’t wait and miss out on all the fun, so Join us now!
play.endurion.net:25554
This server is of the 2B2T type, and there is still a blank card there. + there are good players there who help others.
9X9Q.aternos.me:63271
We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore! And don’t even get us started on our future meetups and events. From True Detective screenings to Sunday Bundays with the Curse of the Wereviera, we’ve got something for everyone.
Mark your calendars for our Casual CC meet up in the Wolves Den or our Christmas Theme Mixer in The Pillars. Who knows, you might even run into a Marilith or two along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!
Welcome travelers to Jumpmoore Kingdom, an RPG Parkour Server. A server filled with parkour courses in the form of dungeons surrounded by unique intricate details and architecture built with passion by the MMoC’s Building team. Join us! Java version 1.21-1.21.1
Play.jumpmoore.net
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.
So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?
