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But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?
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Imagine a world where every block you break represents a stereotype you’re trying to break free from. Build your own virtual safe space where you can openly discuss your conflicting feelings about your own race while also battling creepers and zombies. It’s a cathartic experience like no other!
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Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.
And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive flying pigs and the dancing creepers. Rumor has it that if you can tame one of these creatures, they will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve unlimited diamonds)
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But don’t worry if you’re not a total hottie, because we’ve got plenty of other reasons to join our server. Like the fact that we have a secret underground club where players can party all night long with virtual drinks and dancing creepers. Or how about the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft?
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Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!
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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:
Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.
Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.
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| IP | play.alathramc.com |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE |
| Website | https://alathra.com/ |
Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.
All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!
For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I start my own town or city? | Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones. |
| Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra? | Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories. |
| Are there custom plugins on Alathra? | Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay. |
| Can I create moveable ships on Alathra? | Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels. |
| Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra? | Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience. |
Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”
So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!
Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?
And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?
Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!