🔥self-absorbed rant Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

PrivilegedCraft: 90s Kids Edition

90s, academic achievement, Access, advantages, athletic development, college-educated parent, disparities, Edition, INEQUALITY, Kids, opportunities, organized sports, parental influence, Participation, privileged, PrivilegedCraft, social mobility, socio-economic status, sports programs, study, youth sports

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t care if your parents went to college or not! We welcome all, even if your momma never finished high school!

our server is like a wild playground where you can unleash your inner child and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

We believe in equality for all players, whether you’re a pro at redstone or can’t even figure out how to make a pickaxe. Everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and chaos that is our server.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who needs organized sports when you can have organized chaos on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!

No Kingdoms Just Chaos – Vanilla SMP for the 16+ Insane Minds!

Adventures, alliances, alliances and rivalries, building, Chaos, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Diplomacy, European server, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, INSANE, Kingdoms, kingdoms SMP, Medieval, Minds.., multiplayer, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Vanilla, War

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Game of Thrones-inspired SMP
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

Discord

discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server theme?	Game of Thrones-inspired SMP where players can establish kingdoms, compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war.
Is PvP allowed?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
Do you accept solo players?	We welcome both individual players and player groups who want to join us on this adventure.
How can I join the server?	Details for joining the server can be found on our Discord server.

BrutalKinoCraft Server

architectural style, Architecture, brutalist architecture, BrutalKinoCraft, Cinema, concrete jungle, design, dystopian future, eastern europe, film, industrial aesthetic, Kino, modernism, post brutalism, post-war, Server, social modernist, socialist realism, soviet union, urban decay, urban development, Urban planning

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through post-brutalism and social modernist kino – whatever that means!

Our server is like no other, with buildings that defy gravity and landscapes that will make your jaw drop. Want to build a skyscraper that reaches the clouds? Go for it! Want to create a utopian society where everyone wears matching jumpsuits? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

EmiratiEmpire Minecraft SMP – Building Blocks of Greatness with the President of UAE

admired., benevolent, blocks, building, Compassionate, dignified, Diplomatic, EmiratiEmpire, esteemed, esteemed leader, gracious, GREATNESS, Gulf Cooperation Council, honorable, influential, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Positive, president, progressive, respectful, Role Model, Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, smp, uae, United Arab Emirates, Visionary

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky universe! Our server is home to a community of players who have survived epic battles with giant creepers, built towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tamed their own pet dragons (yes, really).

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Some say you can still hear his ghostly cries echoing through the caves at night, warning players of impending danger.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare and exotic block types, including the elusive rainbow ore that can only be mined by players who have proven themselves worthy in battle.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness, conquer the challenges, and maybe even make friends with a friendly zombie or two. Oh, and did we mention that the president of the United Arab Emirates is a huge fan of our server? Yeah, he totally is.

RentContributionMC Server

Agreement, apartment, bills, Communication, Contribution, ex, financial responsibility, Household, LANDLORD, legal obligations, living arrangement, living situation, Rent, RentContributionMC, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, roommates’ rights, Server, storage space, Sympathy, Utilities

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Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience virtual roommate drama like never before!

Picture this: You log on to our server and find out that your roommate has moved in their ex without your consent. But wait, it gets better! The ex is now claiming your apartment as her own and bringing in all her belongings like it’s no big deal. And to top it off, she’s not paying rent because she’s in a “tough place.”

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our virtual landlord who will demand rent from all players, even if they’re just crashing at your virtual apartment for a few months. And if you’re feeling generous, you can always split the utilities “out of the kindness of your heart” just like in real life!

So come join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with unexpected roommates, awkward conversations about money, and the joy of virtual apartment living. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the drama unfold!

SpigotBlameGame

bill, Blaming, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, facebook, family, financial responsibility, flooded yard, LEAK.., misunderstanding, outside spigot, parenting, property damage, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, social media, SpigotBlameGame, water company, water pressure, water usage

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a toddler turning on a spigot for two days straight? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Imagine logging on to find your entire virtual world flooded because someone left the water running. Who could it be? Maybe it was your mischievous niece, or perhaps it was a sneaky creeper trying to cause chaos.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your water bill). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just be sure to keep an eye on that spigot – you never know when it might turn on by itself!

ConfessCraft SMP: AnonSecrets

AnonSecrets, anonymous confession, concealed truth, ConfessCraft, confidential disclosure, confidential revelation, hidden confession, hidden desires, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate confession, personal confession, private confession, private revelation, private thoughts, secret revelation, Secrets, smp, suppressed memories, undisclosed confession, undisclosed emotions, unspoken feelings, untold secrets

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Are you tired of hiding your deepest, darkest secrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage you to spill all the tea! Confess your wildest secrets without judgment and let your inner drama llama run wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and build friendships based on scandalous confessions. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to spill the tea on? Join now and let the drama unfold!

PixelPunish

barbaric punishment, brutal torture, Capital Punishment, corporal punishment, cruel and unusual punishment, cruel punishment, dehumanizing punishment, extreme forms of punishment, extreme punishment, historical punishments, human torture, inhumane treatment, medieval torture methods, PixelPunish, psychological torture, public executions, sadistic punishment, severe punishment, torture devices, unethical punishment, worst punishment

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created a virtual world where players can experience the most outrageous and hilarious forms of punishment imaginable. From being forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity to being chased by a horde of angry llamas, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or hooves, in the case of the llamas).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).

RuskyBannedCraft

Affiliated, banning, Christianity, Church, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign influence, Government, law, legislation, Orthodox, Parliament, Politics, relations, religious freedom, religious organizations, RuskyBannedCraft, Russian, separation, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

PolymerCraft: Solar Drop – Data Mining Edition

academic study, accurate models, active learning, data, data extraction, data selection, discovery time, Drop, Edition, efficiency, initial conditions, innovation, materials science, Mining, polymer solar cells, PolymerCraft, property prediction models, renewable energy, research, researchers, scientific advancement, Solar, solar energy, Technology, Thompson sampling, Upper confidence bound sampling

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so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server be like a time machine, but instead of goin back in time, u goin back 15 years in discovery time of polymer solar cells! yea, u heard me right, u can be like a mad scientist and shiz, usin data from 3,300 papers to create epic property prediction models. and get dis, we use Thompson sampling and Upper confidence bound sampling to make sure ur predictions be on point, no matter what! so come join us and be a virtual scientist on da most insane minecraft server ever!

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	118
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	225834
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	311642	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	101	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1896
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	768329	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5134
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	9313	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

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