self-absorbed Minecraft Servers

Self-Absorbed

  • EgoCraft – Misinterpreting Social Signals

    EgoCraft – Misinterpreting Social Signals

    New Minecraft Servers

    so lyk, dis server is da bomb diggity yo! if u feel liek u gettin ostracized in real lyf cuz u too much of a narcissist, dis server is perf for u! we all about inclusivity and acceptin all da self-absorbed peeps out there. we got crazy builds and insane events dat will make u feel like da center of da universe. plus, we got a secret club for all da narcissists where u can misinterpret social signals together and feel like u belong. join now and be part of da most self-absorbed community in da Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take pride in their perfectly organized chests or their impressive redstone creations? Look no further, because on our server, we take pride in the dumbest things imaginable!

    Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

    KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, betrayal, and scandal at every turn.

    Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.

    Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!

    And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoSelfAwarenessMC SMP

    NoSelfAwarenessMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, if they haven’t joined this EPIC Minecraft SMP yet! Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, do you even exist, bro? We’ve got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started. We’ve got zombie pigmen riding on creepers, it’s like a circus up in here. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of dirt. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna join the coolest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up! Or don’t, and live a sad, diamond-less existence. Your choice, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DumbPrideMC SMP

    DumbPrideMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

    But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfishSMPSuccess

    SelfishSMPSuccess

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

    And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

    So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

    CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

    Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Selfish Isles 1.20

    Selfish Isles 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because being selfish is the new cool, duh! Forget about sharing and caring, it’s all about looking out for numero uno on this server.

    And guess what? This post right here is like a unicorn, never seen before on this server! You’ll be part of something so rare, it’s practically legendary. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace your inner selfishness in the most epic way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

    Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

    Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

    Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP