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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Mines Excavated:	2738	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt

ObviouslyAVirginButRatherCute Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we prioritize finding a cute Minecraft girlfriend over anything else! Sure, being a virgin is cool and all, but have you ever had a Minecraft girlfriend who runs through fields with you and is nice to you? It’s a game-changer, trust me.

Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Emeralds Found:	9077	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Potions Brewed:	68
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether! And if that’s not enough, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena. Plus, our players have been known to spontaneously break out into epic movie quote battles. So come join us and see if you can top the greatest movie quote of all time…or at least try not to get lost in our maze of llama stables!

CraftyGirlfriends

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2848	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	215

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got girl friends who will make u their girlfriend. it’s like a magical love potion but in blocky form. come build a castle with ur new bae and live happily ever after in the pixelated sunset. plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can dance the night away with ur virtual boo. so what are u waiting for? join now and find ur true love in the world of blocks and creepers.

GazaGraveyardMC Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we find bodies during gaza operations and try to identify them while building epic structures and battling creepers! it’s a wild ride of adventure and mystery, you never know what you’ll find next! join now for the ultimate thrill of a lifetime!

MineCraftBeautism

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Items Found:	8884	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Emeralds Found:	6388	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!

we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!

come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!

PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

Minecraft SMP – /DBS/ – /Treasure/ – Dragon Block Super

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to Bulmazuri, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing pandas. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through your journey on the server. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to access it. Good luck!

4. Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with flamingo pigmen and lava water slides. Just make sure you bring sunscreen!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes. Use them wisely!

So what are you waiting for? Join Bulmazuri today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FamilyDramaCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, misogynistic jokes, and family feuds that will make you question your sanity.

Witness abusive behavior that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family dynamics. Watch as players talk over each other, shut each other down, and make outrageous statements just for the fun of it.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing backlash from your own family. Join our server and show them who’s boss, just like our players do every day.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?