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CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Emeralds Found:	4457	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magic Items Found:	5044
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9209	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4887
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2283	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Buildings Constructed:	37
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6423	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mines Excavated:	2468
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!