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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 408 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5104 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!