lol join our epic minecraft server where the gliadin peptides p31-43 and p57-68 will blow your mind with their neurotoxicity! watch out for the crazy in vitro epilepsy model that will have you shaking in your diamond boots. we promise you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the gluten protein madness. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!
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GlutenCraft: Neurotoxicity Edition
autoimmune disorder, brain cells, differential pattern, Edition, epilepsy, gliadin, gluten, gluten intolerance, gluten sensitivity, GlutenCraft, in vitro, Inflammatory Response, Neurodegeneration, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, Neurotoxicity, p31-43, p57-68, Peptides, protein, seizure activity
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MadmanCraft SMP – “I Can’t Believe It, The Madman Actually Did It”
accomplishment, achievement, amazing, astonishment, disbelief, incredulity, jaw-dropping, madman, MadmanCraft, mind blown, realization, shock, Shocker, Shockingly, smp, success, Surprise, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable feat, unexpected, wow
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the boundaries of reality and sanity are constantly being pushed to their limits. Our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.Join us if you dare, as we have a player who has somehow managed to tame a herd of explosive llamas and now rides them into battle against unsuspecting mobs. And let’s not forget about the mysterious player who has built an entire roller coaster that leads straight into the fiery pits of the Nether – talk about a thrill ride!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons, guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who have somehow learned how to wield swords. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the chaos and mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!
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WeddingDressWars Minecraft Server
acceptance, Attention, best man, ceremony, decision, emotions, family, father daughter dance, Grief, Jealousy, Loss, love, maid of honor, memorial, Minecraft, remarrying, Server, sister, Support, tradition, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressWars
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn tragic stories into hilarious adventures! Join now for a chance to witness the craziest weddings you’ve ever seen!Ever wanted to see a player wear a wedding dress from a canceled wedding? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the joy of a sister wearing her old wedding dress to her brother’s wedding. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!
Watch as family drama unfolds and emotions run high as we navigate through the ultimate wedding planning experience. From empty chairs to memorial tables, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget the father-daughter dance – it’s a must-see!
Join now and witness the chaos as we try to make sense of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
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ShirtlessSituations
Ageism, Assertiveness, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family gathering, generational differences, Inappropriate Behavior, parenting, personal space, Respect, respect for boundaries, respect for others, self esteem, ShirtlessSituations, social etiquette, social norms, son’s discomfort, uncomfortable situations
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from awkward family gatherings like this? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about uncomfortable encounters with your wife’s friends.On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one will ever ask you to take your shirt off (unless you want them to, of course). Our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or cry in the bathroom.
Join now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama. Plus, we have a strict no-shirtless-older-ladies policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about inappropriate comments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition
#sustainability, alternative burial methods, Bodies, burial, cemetery, compost, CompostCraft, cremation, dead people, death care, decomposition, eco-friendly, Edition, Environment, environmentally conscious., Funeral, funeral industry, green burial, Land, natural burial, organic waste, Saver, soil enrichment
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re burying is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because on our server, we take recycling to a whole new level! Instead of wasting precious land space with cemeteries, we compost bodies to create the most fertile soil for growing crops and building epic structures. Join us and become the ultimate eco-warrior of the Minecraft world! Plus, rumor has it that the composted bodies give off special powers to those who dare to use them… But shh, that’s our little secret 😉 So come on, join our server and let’s turn death into the ultimate life hack!
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CraftyVenezFraudProof
allegations, controversy, Corruption, CraftyVenezFraudProof, Crisis, Democracy, election, electoral fraud, Evidence, fraud, Government, investigation, machado, Maria Corina Machado, opposition, Politics, proof, scandal, south america, Venezuela, voting irregularities
u know wat u need in ur life? u need to join dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens doin’ backflips, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i tell ya.but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.
so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.
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KidCraft: Double Healing Powers
Abilities, accelerated healing, Adults, children, double, Fast, growth, healing, Healing Process, health, immune system, KidCraft, Kids, MIRACULOUS, Powers, Rapid, Recovery, Regeneration, resilience, strength, Super Powers, vitality, youngjoin our epic minecraft server where kids have SUPER POWERS and heal TWICE as fast as adults!! imagine being able to bounce back from a creeper explosion like it’s nothing, while the grown-ups are still crying over their lost diamonds.not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.
so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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XYLARS
Adventure Crafting Building Warrior Combat Battlefield Parkour Challenge Adrenaline Mechanics Rivals Community Rewards Ranks Perks Features Exciting Thrilling Casual Builder, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival
Welcome to Xylar! Dive into the ultimate Minecraft adventure with Xylar, the server that has it all! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a casual builder, Xylar offers something for everyone: – Survival – Craft, build, and survive in our expansive world. – PvP – Test your combat skills and dominate the battlefield. – Parkour – Challenge yourself with our thrilling parkour courses. – Lifesteal Gamemode – Experience the adrenaline rush of lifesteal mechanics and see if you can outlast your rivals. – Rewards and Ranks – Earn rewards as you play and rank up to unlock exclusive perks and features. Join us today and become part of the Xylar community! Join now!
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The Glitched SMP
Adventure, Buying, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Features, Fun, Glitched SMP, Land claiming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roles, Seasons, SELLING, Server, stands, Survival, UniqueEver wanted a server with some cool features without 500+ players at once? Join the Glitched SMP! With the map of earth, and seasons with different effects, to claiming land, or renting out stands to buy and sell items, we have it all! Not your thing? Try out our PVP with one of our features similar to lifesteal!
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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos for 5 Years! 1.21 Update, No Reset Map
Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, dallas, econo-shit plugins, Factions, fair footing, griefing permitted, laid back, Map, no currency, no land claims, no world resets, phantom prevention, player freedom, player head drops, PvP, quality of life, Reset, rules, small server, Stable, Straight.., Survival, update, Usa, Vanilla, Years
Server Information
Server IP StraightUp.Minecraft.Best Location Dallas, USA Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe
About Straight Up:
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
FAQ
Question Answer Are there land claims on this server? No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up. Can I use /tpa or /home commands? No, those commands are not available on this server. It is pure survival gameplay. Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is permitted on Straight Up. Are there any world resets? No, there are no world resets on this server. The world remains constant.
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ToiletCraft Minecraft Server
community guidelines, Content Creation, copyright infringement, digital rights, DMCA’d, game development, Gaming Community, gaming platforms, Garry Mod, intellectual property, legal issues, Minecraft, modding, online gaming, sandbox game, Server, Skibbidi, steam workshop, Toilet Creator, ToiletCraft, User-generated content, video game, what the fuckAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total mindfuck in the best way possible!Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!