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CraftyCrisis: Seize&Rifles!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, u wanna join the craziest minecraft server in the world? well buckle up, cuz this server is wilder than a llama on a trampoline!

we got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory, with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone.

join us and you’ll be part of epic battles, like when a group of players took on a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with carrots. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with diamonds and emeralds. it was like stumbling upon a leprechaun’s pot of gold, except with more lava traps.

so come on down to the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience. just watch out for those pesky griefers, they’re more dangerous than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

CraftyCampusFun

campus fees, campus life, college, college savings, consequences, CraftyCampusFun, DAUGHTER, education, general education, Harsh, Honesty, Housing, IMPORTANCE, in-person classes, major-specific class, MONEY, online classes, skepticism, summer classes, Upset, value of money

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7537
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of being misled by your own daughter? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being deceived again! Our virtual world is full of surprises, but at least you won’t be spending money on housing and meal plans that you don’t need. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden classes that magically turn into in-person ones at the last minute! Don’t be too harsh on yourself, join us and let the unexpected things happen in a fun and exciting way!

WrongHotel Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

If the hotel lobby is filled with creepers instead of concierges, you might want to reconsider your booking. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect getaway for all your blocky adventures! Join us and experience a hotel like no other, where the rooms are made of diamonds and the beds are made of fluffy sheep. Forget room service, here you can order a delicious feast of golden apples and enchanted potions delivered right to your crafting table. And don’t worry about noisy neighbors, our Enderman security team will make sure your stay is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping. So why settle for a boring hotel when you can join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first)!

MineCraftAdmireCraft

Admire, Authenticity, characteristics, compassion, determination, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humility, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, leadership, MineCraftAdmireCraft, people, positivity, Qualities, resilience, Traits, VALUES, virtues

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	421858	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	106	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Do you admire people who can build a house out of dirt and survive a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our players are so talented, they once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon (true story, ask Steve)! So if you’re looking for a server where you can show off your skills and make friends with fellow blockheads, look no further. Join us today and let the adventures begin!

LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

alliances, anti-immigration, BUILD, CONSERVATIVE, elections, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, France, German, global politics, international relations, Le Pen, leader, LePenCraft, MODEL, nationalism, Politics, populism, radicalization, right wing, Victory, walls

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	560
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	3203	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	5683	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

animal parenting, bat behavior, bat biology, Dayak fruit bat, evolutionary strategy, fatherhood in animals, harmful microbes, male breastfeeding, male lactation, male milk production, mammal evolution, mammal nursing, MilkBat, MonkeyDads, nursing behavior, owl monkey, paternal care, primary caregiver, primate behavior, single parent nursing, unique mammal behavior, wild mammal

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

Discord, f2p, new smp, No hacking, rules, smp, Survival, winningcurry smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, community standards, content creators, Disgusting, entertainment industry, ethical standards, hobby, inappropriate, internet culture, LoliFree, Lolis, Minecraft, online personas, online safety, online streaming, Server, social responsibility, underage characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, wrong kind of people

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dimension Hops:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!