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ElectricVillageCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Farms Harvested:	298
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be ballin’ with dat seized money from a former oil minister in Nigeria! We be usin’ dat cash to power up dem rural communities and give ’em electrification like never before! So if you wanna build a house with some lit up redstone lamps and glowstone, dis da server for you! Plus, we got some wild stories ’bout how we got all dis money, like fightin’ off creepers and stealin’ diamonds from dem Ender Dragons. So come on and join us for some electrifyin’ fun, yo!

Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Farms Harvested:	370	Void Armor Forged:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

CraftyQueers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	200	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Emeralds Found:	586	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	8452
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Animals Bred:	183	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8205

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

CraftyChop

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Void Armor Forged:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ores Mined:	6416
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

acceptance, emotional well being, Epidemic, fake news, Gratitude, Happiness, life lessons, LonelyCraft, Male loneliness, man, mental health, personal growth, perspective, positivity, reality check, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, societal pressure, toxic masculinity

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2182	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!

SamuraiCraft

action, Adventure, badass, black protagonist, black samurai, Bravery, Epic, epic tale, Hero, historical fiction, Honor, Japan, legend, legend in the making, legendary warrior, Protagonist, Samurai, SamuraiCraft, sword fighting, Thriller, warrior

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6958	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??

ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control!