come join our minecraft server, where we have more minerals than russia offered to the u.s. for ukraine! we got diamonds, emeralds, and even some rare obsidian that will make putin jealous.
our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. we have a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out and tell ghost stories to the endermen.
if you join our server, you might even find the legendary notch himself, crafting new updates and trolling the griefers. so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this server is about to blow your mind like a creeper in a minefield.
