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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1443 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4036 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.
But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.
Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!