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QuakeCraft: Oil Well Shakes

seismic monitoring, EARTHQUAKES, geological study, seismic activity, seismic hazards

So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, right? But then, outta nowhere, the ground starts shakin’ like crazy! Turns out, it’s not just any ol’ earthquake – it’s a series of over 100 mini-quakes caused by some oil extraction shenanigans nearby!

Join our server for the most intense, earth-shatterin’ Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Feel the adrenaline rush as you try to survive the chaos of constant tremors while still trying to craft your way to victory. Who needs a rollercoaster when you’ve got a Minecraft server that literally shakes things up every day?

So come on, join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to conquer the quake-filled world of Minecraft! Just remember to hold onto your pickaxe tight – you never know when the next tremor will strike!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mxmp.eu

About the Server:

5000×5000 Worldborder to ensure action
1 Home allowed per player
Combat plugin to ensure no combat logging
Secure offline-mode connection for ease of access
Competitive community

Join our discord at: https://dsc.gg/markless today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server features no P2W elements.
When does season 2 start?	Season 2 is starting soon, stay tuned for updates!
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, the server is equipped with Grim AC to ensure no cheating.
How many homes are allowed per player?	Each player is allowed to set 1 home.

Curvy Crafters 1.20.3

fuck, curves, desireable, 1.20.3, thick thighs

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can find girls with thick thighs that you wanna bang! I mean, who needs 3D graphics when you can have THICC thighs in block form, am I right? Join now for a chance to virtually tap that pixel booty!

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OuchiePain Minecraft SMP

tenderness, Ache, Minecraft, Cut, Pain

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Let me tell you a story about this one time when I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally fell into a pit of lava. It was so painful, like getting a paper cut on your eyeball, but I survived because I’m a Minecraft pro, obviously.

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have epic PvP battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the pet llamas, they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world.

So if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in a virtual world, join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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NoFlyZoneCraft

travel stress, flying anxiety, travel worries, travel hesitation, travel phobia

Tired of dealing with pesky airlines and long security lines? Join our Minecraft server and travel to epic virtual worlds without ever leaving your couch! Our server is equipped with magical teleportation powers that will have you zipping around like a wizard on a broomstick. Say goodbye to cramped airplane seats and hello to unlimited exploration in the comfort of your own home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of bacon magic. Join forces with them to defeat the evil Chicken Overlords and reclaim your rightful place as ruler of the land. With their help, you’ll be able to build the most epic bacon fortress the world has ever seen.

So why waste time and money on expensive flights when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Come join us and let your wildest dreams take flight…literally!

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CraftyMissileVenture

air defense system, missile defense, defense procurement, Defense Contracts, defense technology

lol this minecraft server is like a ukraine missile factory but with more explosions and less politics. join us for a wild ride as we launch NASAMS missiles into the sky and blow up creepers like they’re enemy tanks. our joint venture with norway’s kongsberg means we have top-of-the-line missile technology and a never-ending supply of TNT. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate minecraft warzone. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!

mortality rate, creeper, health outcomes, unite, Recovery

so like, you know how covid-19 is all scary and stuff? well, on our server, we guarantee that you won’t catch covid-19 from playing minecraft. like, seriously, our server is so safe that you won’t even have to worry about getting hospitalized and facing long-term health risks.

join our server and you’ll be able to build the sickest minecraft creations without any fear of facing death or organ-related disorders. we promise that you’ll be safe and sound, just crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

so come join us on our server and leave all those health risks behind. minecraft is the only virus you’ll catch here, and trust us, it’s a good kind of virus to have.

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Bug Hunter’s Haven 1.21

casualized, shitter weapon, Huntress, Oshi, ls

Join our Minecraft server if you want your oshi to hunt bugs, triple cart to filter monsters, and pick up a casualized shitter weapon like LS! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in blocky pixel form! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate madness in the world of Minecraft!

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GrandpasGoneWild

Respect, different time, GrandpasGoneWild, Marriage, small talk

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out homophobes like a boss? Look no further! Join our server for epic family drama and intense showdowns with grumpy grandpas. Show them who’s boss in your virtual home and stand up for love and equality. Who needs family harmony when you can have virtual justice instead? Join now for a chance to kick out bigots and defend your pixelated pride!

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PixelPanic: GovtGoofs

policy mistakes, policy pitfalls, policy repercussions, policy shortcomings, policy failure

Are you tired of boring old government policies that just end up causing chaos and confusion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride where the only policy is to have fun and build to your heart’s content.

Imagine a world where the government decided that the only way to solve traffic congestion was to replace all cars with giant chickens. Chaos ensued as people tried to navigate their feathered friends through busy intersections and highways. But fear not, on our server, you can ride a chicken as your trusty steed and never worry about traffic again!

Or how about the time the government thought it would be a good idea to ban all forms of currency and switch to a system of trading goods and services? People were left scratching their heads as they tried to barter for basic necessities like food and shelter. But on our server, you can trade diamonds for enchanted weapons and armor, because who needs bread when you have a shiny new sword?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only government policy is to have a good time! Who needs real-world problems when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

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