SEGUROFUNCIONA – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyPoisonedHubby

Apology, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, CraftyPoisonedHubby, disagreement, food expiration, food poisoning, food preparation, Food Safety, food storage, foodborne bacteria, foodborne illness, husband, Illness, Marriage, relationship, stubbornness, Trust, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where food safety is no joke! Join us if you want to avoid getting sick from virtual condiments and learn the importance of checking expiration dates in the Minecraft world.

Our server is perfect for those who have a fear of in-game food poisoning and want to ensure their virtual meals are always safe to eat. Trust us, you don’t want to end up like the player who ate the spoiled sauce and spent hours puking in-game.

But don’t worry, our server is not all about food safety lectures. We also have epic quests, crazy adventures, and even a secret dungeon inspired by Darkest Dungeon 2. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, just make sure to check your virtual condiments before eating them!

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MarriedCraft: Where Straight Dudes Have Gay Fun!

Cheating, Closeted, Deception, Dudes, Exploration, Fun, Gay, Gay Men, hidden desires, Homosexuality, Infidelity, LGBTQ, MARRIED, MarriedCraft, Masculinity, relationships, same-sex attraction, Secrets, sex, sexual orientation, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Straight.., taboo

LOL, dis server is like a wild party where straight married dudes are secretly having gay sex! 😂 Join us for a crazy time full of surprises and unexpected twists! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it! 🤪🎉

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🎮🔥 Enter the Chaos Realm: PvP Mayhem with Team Massilia! 🔥🎮 No roleplay here!

Adventure, building projects, Chaos, Community, Conquest, Discord, enter, Epic, Events, Glory, grinder, Honor, legend, Massilia, MAYHEM, Other, Passion, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, savage, strength, TEAM, teamwork, Unity, War, war-torn

Geopol Minecraft Server

Step into an Epic Adventure on the Geopol Minecraft Server!

The Geopol Minecraft server is a realm where war reigns supreme, and Team Massilia stands as a beacon of strength and unity. We are seeking brave souls to join our noble quest against the relentless tribal savages. Whether you’re a dedicated grinder, a formidable PvPer, or a visionary builder, there’s a place for you in our ranks.

What Awaits You:

Thrilling Custom PvP Battles: Engage in heart-pounding combat with unique weapons and gear.
Epic War Conquests: Strategize and dominate in our war-torn world.
Exclusive Events: Participate in exciting challenges and events.
Masterful Building Projects: Collaborate on grand constructions and showcase your creative genius.
Vibrant Community: Join a supportive, active, and friendly team.

Requirements:

Passion: A love for Minecraft and a spirit of adventure.
Teamwork: Dedication and a positive, collaborative attitude.

Become a Legend with Team Massilia!

If you have what it takes to rise to the challenge, we want you! Reach out to us on Discord to embark on this grand journey. Discord Invite Link

For Glory, For Honor, For Massilia!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Geopol Minecraft Server?	You can join the server by reaching out to us on Discord and following the instructions provided.
What type of gameplay can I expect on the server?	The server offers custom PvP battles, war conquests, exclusive events, building projects, and a vibrant community to interact with.
What are the requirements to join Team Massilia?	We look for players who have a passion for Minecraft and adventure, as well as a dedication to teamwork and a positive attitude.
Is there a specific theme or storyline on the server?	Yes, the server revolves around a war-torn world where Team Massilia fights against tribal savages. Players can immerse themselves in this epic adventure.

Minecraft server: “MineFortress2 – The Blocky Battle”

4chan servers, Banana Bay Edition, battle, blocky, Community MvM tour, Competitive News, Events, FAQ, Frag With /tf2g, HUDs, loadouts, Minecraft, MineFortress2, Mods, official server, official sites, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, summer update, team fortress 2, Trading

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Banana Bay Edition! Our summer update is live and it’s bananas! Literally, there are bananas everywhere. Join our new Community MvM tour and battle it out with potatoes (yes, potatoes) at oo.potato.tf.

But that’s not all! The 7th Comic is getting worked on and it’s going to be epic. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it. And if you’re looking to frag with /tf2g/, join us on Friday & Saturday afternoon for some intense battles. Our official server is located in the EU, so get ready to dominate at 78.46.128.115:27015.

Looking for more 4chan servers? We’ve got you covered. Join Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, or Konata for even more outrageous adventures. And don’t forget to check out our resources, including FAQs, mods, loadouts & skins, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Banana Bay Edition for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

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MineCraftyLove – Erotic Roleplay Server

Adult, Chat, creative writing, cybersex, Erotic, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Meido, MineCraftyLove, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, Roleplaying, roleplaying games, Server, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in some truly wild and wacky adventures! Join us for some Meido Edition Erotic Roleplay, where you can dress up as a sexy maid and clean up the competition.

Our server is filled with pixelated passion and steamy scenarios that will leave you blushing and laughing at the same time. From building your own naughty castle to participating in epic battles with other players dressed as French maids, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft and roleplaying as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players can test their skills in some seriously saucy challenges.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the Meido madness begin!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, DadCraft, Decision making, family dynamics, family vacation, Gender Roles, Hospitality, husband and wife, in-laws, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, self-care, Server, traditional roles

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws who think you should wait on your husband hand and foot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own rules and assign chores to whoever you want – even if it’s just making sure the virtual cows are fed. Plus, if anyone gives you grief, you can just block them (literally) and move on with your day.

So come join us and let off some steam by mining, crafting, and exploring in a world where you call the shots. Who knows, you might even find some virtual therapy in building the perfect pixelated mansion to escape to when the in-laws get too much to handle.

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DrunkWifeRescueCraft

alcohol, Australia, Boundaries, children, Communication, consequences, Decision making, drunk driving, DrunkWifeRescueCraft, family, helicopter parent, Legal, Marriage, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk, Risks, Safety, Support, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that values safety above all else? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that you will never be more than a 30-second sprint away from your virtual kids! Just like this responsible parent in Australia, we prioritize the well-being of our players, even if it means missing out on a night of fun and drinks.

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly monitoring your kids in-game, making sure they don’t get into any virtual trouble. We may not be helicopter parents, but we sure know how to keep a close eye on our little blocky adventurers.

And don’t worry about leaving your kids unattended on our server – it’s against the rules! Just like this dedicated parent, we believe in being there to pick them up every time they fall (or get attacked by a Creeper).

So come join us on the most responsible Minecraft server out there, where the only risk you’ll be taking is whether to build your house out of wood or stone. And remember, always have an umbrella handy, even if it’s just raining in-game!

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MadCraft: Rage Edition

aggravating, Agitation, anger, annoyance, Edition, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, furious, incensed, infuriating, Irritation, livid, mad as hell, Madcraft, Outrage, pissed off, provoking, RAGE, Seething, vexation, Wrath

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Are you sick of getting your diamonds stolen by sneaky little Endermen? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and let out all your rage in the most epic way possible. We have a special “Rage Mode” where every time you die, a herd of angry pigs will spawn and chase you around until you can defeat them all. Trust us, it’s a real bacon bonanza!

But that’s not all – we also have a “Troll Zone” where players can set up traps and pranks to mess with each other. Want to build a giant lava pit outside someone’s front door? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Knock yourself out!

So come on over to our server and unleash your inner rage in the most hilarious way possible. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pigs!

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HouthiPortSmashCraft

airstrike, Conflict, Defense, enemies, Far Away, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Houthi port, HouthiPortSmashCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, proxy war, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, strike, Yemen

so dis server is like da bomb diggity, u know? we got like crazy builds and epic adventures waitin for u to join. like one time, we had dis player who built a giant chicken outta diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

but wait, there’s more! we also have secret treasure hunts where u can find rare loot and hidden dungeons filled with spooky mobs. and if dat ain’t enough to convince u to join, just know dat we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and used dem to take down a dragon in one epic battle.

so come on, join dis server and show dem enemies dat we will reach dem no matter how far away. join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

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AncestorCraft

AncestorCraft, ANCESTORS, ancestors smiling, culture, family, family history, Genealogy, generations, heritage, History, Legacy, lineage, past, RELATIVES, Roots, smiling down, smiling up, tradition

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more ancestors smilin’ up at u than smilin’ down on u. Like, u know u gonna have a blast buildin’ and survivin’ in dis wacky world where even da ghosts of ur great-great-great-great-great-grandparents be cheerin’ u on. Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over da place filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, if u find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, u can dig straight to da center of da earth and find a portal to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers do da cha cha. So come join us and let’s make ur ancestors proud by craftin’, minin’, and explorin’ together in dis epic Minecraft adventure!

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