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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

animated films, Anime, anime movies, Anime Series, ANNO, best movie, better than, blockbuster, ghibli, Hosoda, Minecraft, movies, must watch, series, Server, Shinkai, shonen jump, SLOP, Top Anime, top choices, Top Picks, top rated, top recommendations

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mines Excavated:	4062
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a gaming experience better than any Ghibli or Shinkai movie combined! Our server is so epic, it’s even better than Anno’s wildest dreams and Hosoda’s own slop (whatever that means). Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the adventures are crazier than any Shonen Jump storyline. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the most mind-blowing Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!

ParisOlympicProtectors – Minecraft SMP

cross-border collaboration, diplomatic relations, foreign officers, global policing, International cooperation, International security, LAPD, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Los Angeles Police Department, Minecraft, Olympic security., olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Paris protection, ParisOlympicProtectors, police officers, police presence, Protection, Public Safety, SECURITY, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the LAPD (Los Angeles Police Department) has been recruited to protect the Paris Olympics! That’s right, we’ve got cops from all over the world patrolling the virtual streets of Paris to ensure a safe and fun gaming experience.

Join us if you want to witness the epic showdown between the LAPD and creepers, zombies, and skeletons who are trying to crash the Olympics. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been turned into a giant diamond block by a mischievous player. Can you find it and claim it for yourself? Join now and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure!

CraftyWebz

CraftyWebz, discovery, helpful websites, internet, Online Tools, Resources, top websites, useful website, website content, Website Design, website discovery, website favorites, website features, website functionality, website navigation, website organization, website recommendations, website reviews, website suggestions, website tips, website usability

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. You’ll never want to leave once you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts. So why wait? Join now and discover the most useful website you’ll ever need – our crazy Minecraft server!

BlunderCraft – Where potential parents go wrong!

Alternate Reality, BlunderCraft, Blundered, Choices, consequences, destiny, Existence, family, fate, life paths, love, missed connections, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, parents, people, Potential, regret, relationship, what could have been, what ifs, wrong

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	972436	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

so like, imagine if those potential people actually existed but in a minecraft server. like, their parents never got together in real life but in this server they did and now there are all these crazy cool characters running around.

join this server if you want to see what could have been if your parents didn’t mess up. maybe you’ll be a superhero or a wizard or a talking llama, who knows!

come on, don’t miss out on the chance to be something amazing in this wacky minecraft world where anything is possible. plus, there’s free cake every friday and a secret underground disco party every saturday night.

so what are you waiting for? join now and live out your wildest dreams in this totally bonkers minecraft server!

FertileMythBusted: NoScentDifference

FertileMythBusted, NoScentDifference

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

join dis minecraft server cuz it smells like a woman in heat all da time! we got da most fertile scent in all da land, guaranteed to attract all da menz! come sniff around and see for yourself, you won’t be able to resist! our body odour is top notch, whether it’s fertile or not, it’s always gonna make you wanna stay and play! so come on over and get a whiff of our enchanting aroma, you won’t regret it!

DieHard.LIFE

aggressive mobs, Challenging, Community, Competition, cooperation, diehard server, Economy, hardcore mode, Harsh Conditions, harsh weather, high difficulty, limited resources, Missions, PvP, smp server, Special Events, Survival, survival skills, tough challenges, tough players, unforgettable experiences, unique challenges, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to DieHard – the SMP server that offers unforgettable experiences and a true challenge for every Minecraft player! If you’re looking for a server that tests your survival skills and presents tough challenges, DieHard is the perfect place for you.

What is DieHard? DieHard is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server known for its high level of difficulty. Playing on this server is not for the faint-hearted – only the toughest players will survive!

Key Features of DieHard:

Hardcore Mode: Our server operates in hardcore mode, meaning every death has serious consequences. Only those who are truly determined will make it through.

Extreme Conditions: Harsh weather conditions, aggressive mobs, and limited resources make every day on DieHard a real challenge.

Unique Challenges: Special events and missions that require cunning and bravery. Do you have what it takes to face them?

DieHard Community: Join a community of players who share your passion for survival. Experience top-level cooperation and competition!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, bionic, BlockyBanter, Brain, chew on, cyborgs, diabetics, digital health, Future, glucose monitoring, Healthcare, innovation, insulin, Mainstream, medical advancements, Minecraft, prosthetics, random revelation, science fiction, Server, Technology, wearable technology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diabetics are the ultimate cyborgs! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds where insulin pumps and sugar levels determine your fate.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual doctor NPCs will prescribe you with diamond-studded insulin pumps that shoot out enchanted potions to keep your blood sugar in check.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret quest where you can unlock the hidden power of the Glucose Gauntlet, a legendary weapon that can turn your enemies into sugary treats.

So come on, join us and become the ultimate diabetic cyborg in the Minecraft universe! Who knew managing your blood sugar could be this much fun?

CryptoSMP: NoDepositGifts

Blockchain, Burning Fee, Crypto, cryptocurrency, CryptoSMP, Deposit, Digital Currency, economics, finance, gift, Gift Worth 1000 USD, Global Distribution, Investment, monetary, Monetary Economics, NoDepositGifts, rules, scarcity, Self-Growing Crypto, transaction, ZAIAT, ZAIAT Coins

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	1201
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or rewards? Well, look no further because our server is giving away ZAIAT coins as a gift worth $1000! That’s right, you can become a crypto millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! ZAIAT is a self-growing crypto that is rewriting the rules of monetary economics. By burning 2% of every transaction through a built-in fee, every use increases scarcity. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt every time you make a trade!

And the best part? We offer free full global distribution of ZAIAT coins to all our players. So come join our server and start mining, trading, and becoming a crypto tycoon in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoTipNoTipNoTip

aita, Birthday, customer service, dining out, Experience, Food, MIL, NoTipNoTipNoTip, pub, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), Server, service, sour beer, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping expectations, tipping policy, tipping standards

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3556	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?

But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.

But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.

KissCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, closeness, Connection, Embrace, emotional bond, Intimacy, kiss, KissCraft, love, Memory, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, partner, Passion, physical touch, relationship, Reminiscing, Romantic, Server, Significant Other, Special, Tender

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	2066
Buildings Constructed:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll have more kisses than a Hershey’s factory! Our players are so friendly and affectionate, you’ll be smooching left and right in no time. Join now and get ready to pucker up for some pixelated love!