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CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

blanket rule, Budget, christmas gift, Consultation, CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises, DAUGHTER, Event, family, hotel stay, major city, mother-in-law, no more surprises, PTO, Show, soccer season, Standard, telling MIL, Tension, TICKETS, vacation house, WIBTA

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

beloved shows, binge-worthy, bring it back, cancelled shows, cancelled too early, cancelled too soon, cult classic, disappointing decisions, Entertainment, fan favorite, fan outcry, HEARTBREAK, missed opportunities, Netflix, NetflixCancelledNoMoreMinecraftSMP, renewals, streaming, television, TV series, Underrated, wish list

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

SnackAttackCraft

can’t say no, comfort food, craving satisfaction, cravings, DELICIOUS, favorite snack, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Irresistible, irresistible snack, mouth watering, Munchies, must-have snack, satisfying, snack, snack attack, snack cravings, snack time, SnackAttackCraft, temptation, Treat

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t satisfy your hunger for adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate snack for your gaming cravings!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their starchy treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to bring good luck to anyone who can catch it. Will you be the one to tame this majestic beast and ride off into the sunset in a blaze of rainbow glory?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a feast of fun and excitement. Who needs snacks when you have a Minecraft server this deliciously entertaining?

Holy Block Minecraft Server

BIBLE, BLOCK, Christian beliefs, christian music, christian videos, Christianity, Divine, eternal life, FAITH, gospel, grace, HOLY, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, praise, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, SPIRITUAL, Worship

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crops Grown:	9681
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ores Mined:	1992
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself will come down from the heavens and bless your pixelated crops! That’s right, you heard me. Jesus will be your personal farmer, making sure your wheat grows faster than you can say “holy cow!” But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams! So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe!

””/Heem/”” – The Minecraft SMP King

heem, King, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9075	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Brocktober edition SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to a pot of gold guarded by a group of dancing chickens.

So why should you join our Brocktober edition SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., bachelorette party, Boyfriend, Bridesmaid, BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama, Budget, cold, emotions, fast track, Funeral, ghosted, honeymoon, Minecraft, Obnoxious, patch things up, plus one, rocky situation, Server, stand my ground, Thank you Cards, true colors, two weeks, Wedding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Towns Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no bridesmaids ghosting you or bringing their obnoxious boyfriends to your virtual wedding. Plus, we have a strict no-plus-one policy to avoid any messy breakups ruining the fun. Join now for a stress-free gaming experience and leave the real-life drama behind!

WeddingDressDrama

bridezilla, family conflict, family dynamics, future daughter, generational dress, honesty in relationships, importance of tradition, Jealousy, long term relationship, lying about engagement, refusing requests, sharing family heirlooms, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sisterly competition, wedding dress, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind! Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any wedding dress drama.

We promise that no one will ask to borrow your pixelated wedding dress, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who are too busy mining diamonds to worry about petty sibling rivalries.

So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds over outdated fashion choices.

FearlessSMP – ConquerYourFears

anxiety, confronting fears, ConquerYourFears, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, fear of change, fear of death, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, FearlessSMP, mental health, overcoming fears, personal growth, phobias, worst fear

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, your worst fear will come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant zombie pigman riding a spider jumps out at you. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cabin only to have it haunted by ghostly villagers who refuse to leave? Join our server if you dare, and face your worst fears in the most unexpected ways possible!

BlockyPainGone

BlockyPainGone, coping mechanisms, difficult experiences, emotional pain, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, inner strength, Loss, mental health, overcoming challenges, Pain, personal growth, physical pain, Recovery, resilience, Suffering, support system, Therapy, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

OilRaiders2020

biden, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Decision making, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Négotiation, nuclear deal, oil strike, OilRaiders2020, peace talks, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!