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RageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Divine Spears Created:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ProfessionJokez, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9192
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Void Gems Collected:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	258
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, economic sanctions impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial lifeline, Financial Stability, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international finance, international relations, Minecraft, October 12, political tensions, Redstone, Roubles, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, secondary sanctions, Server, strained, trade restrictions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	3828
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimension Hops:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, Allies, border, Defense, Deterrence, eastern europe, Former Chief of Staff, General Rajmund Andrzejczak, Lithuania, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Poland’s Armed Forces, Radius, response, Russian forces, SECURITY, st petersburg, StPeteSmackdown, strategic assets, strike, Target, Ultimate

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	239254	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

crime, criminal, death, double homicide, fatal act, Guilty, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, murder, Murderers, perpetrator, punishment, remorse, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, clockwork revolution, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Creative, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, GENIUS, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Prometheus Wept, risen, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

SalesPersonSass

acknowledge, black slacks, Conversation, Coolers, DAUGHTER, drink, Errand, Event, grocery store, handle better, ignored, napped, POLO, Rude, sales people, SalesPersonSass, shopping, Son, Table, veggies, Wife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

GhostlyInteractions – Minecraft SMP

avoidance behavior, Communication, communication breakdown, DATING, digital age, disappearing act, disappearing without explanation, emotional avoidance, fear of confrontation, ghosting, GhostlyInteractions, lack of accountability, lack of closure, lack of respect, Minecraft, modern interactions, online dating, rejection, relationships, smp, social media, social norms, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of being ghosted in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, ghosting is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! That’s right, we have a whole ghost town where players can disappear without a trace, leaving everyone scratching their heads and wondering where they went. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more spooky vibes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of ghosting your friends and foes alike. Who needs to communicate when you can just vanish into thin air? Plus, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of players past like to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. It’s a ghostly good time for all!

So if you’re looking for a server where ghosting is not only accepted, but celebrated, then look no further. Join us and embrace the ghostly side of Minecraft!

ShortyCraft

body image, Confidence, dating preferences, dating standards, height and attractiveness, height and relationships., height discrimination, height insecurity, height preference, height requirements, height shaming, height standards, height stereotypes, Heightism, Masculinity, physical appearance, self esteem, short guys, short men, ShortyCraft, societal expectations

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop laughs and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!

SovereignCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SovereignCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, UN ambassador, united nations

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	2542	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

so, liek, u kno how u always wanna play minecraft but u dont kno where to go? well, come join our server cuz we got da craziest shiz ever!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with ur homies and sip on some virtual lemonade?

plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt.

so come join us and reclaim ur sovereignty from the evil forces of boredom! it’s gonna be lit, fam.