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> Sees Attractive Black Women Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being judged based on your skin color in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how good you are at building and surviving! No more worrying about being labeled as a BWC (Black Woman Only) – here, everyone is welcome, no matter what color you are! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in memes. Join if you dare! -
Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!
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Blind Justice Minecraft Server: Where Lady Justice sees all!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Lady Justice isn’t blind, she’s just wearing a blindfold as a fashion statement. Join us and witness the epic battle between Minerva and Lady Justice as they fight for control of the server. Will justice prevail, or will chaos reign supreme? Only one way to find out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for justice! -
Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself! -
> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.
So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.
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CraftyCrip Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!
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SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!
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CreeperPhobiaCraft
Are you afraid of running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never worry about your diamond supply again.Do you have a fear of boring builds? Well, on our server, we have a team of magical builders who will come to your rescue and turn your dirt hut into a majestic castle fit for a king (or queen)!
Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because on our server, we have a teleportation system that will whisk you away to any location with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)!
So come join us on our server and leave all your unrealistic fears behind. We promise you’ll have a blast (mining) with us!