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Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crops Grown:	1290
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3729
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Emeralds Found:	2168
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6868	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	131
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mines Excavated:	4751
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

#bigmoment, #bringiton, #cantwait, #eventoftheyear, #finallyhere, #gamechanger, #GetReady, #historyinthemaking, #letsgo, #momentous, #readyforit, #realhappening, #thisisit, anticipation, buzzing, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Happening, hype, McCraftface, real, Thrilling, UNMISSABLE

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8062	Gods Slained:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	5936	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Towns Built:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

AFL, American First Language, bilingualism, Communication, education, English Second Language, esl, language acquisition, language acquisition theory, language development, language education, language learning, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language proficiency, language skills, Language Teaching, linguistic, linguistic diversity, LolCraft, multilingualism, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1239	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

Antagonist, antagonist character, corrupt, Cruel, Dark, dark intentions, Diabolical, Evil, evil behavior, funhouse, IMMORAL, MALEVOLENT, malevolent actions., Malicious, Nefarious, Sinister, sinister motives, Steves, Twisted, Villain, villainous deeds, Wicked

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!