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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1658 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1652 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
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