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Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Anon, GED, gloomy, insecure, Jobless, lonely, Minecraft, obese, Politics, Prison, reason to die, reason to live, sad, seeking advice, seeking help, seeking insight, seeking support, seeking validation, smp, steve, thoughts of suicide, Trump supporter

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7530
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

activism, activism in Malaysia, citizens’ rights, civil disobedience, current events, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur protest, lumpur, Malaysia, March, Minecraft, peaceful protest, political movement, protest, protest march, public gathering, smp, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Votes:	8253
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4760	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	154	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Dragon Eggs Found:	3633
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Votes:	6959	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.