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Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server
The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down! -
DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles
Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!
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NightmareCraft
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll be kept up all night by the spine-chilling sounds of…cows! That’s right, these cows have a secret agenda and they’re out to get you! Join our server if you dare to face the terror of the evil cows and their diabolical plans for world domination. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for a wild ride filled with moo-tastic adventures! -
DepressoCraft SMP
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and crying into your virtual pillow at night? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing lower than your spirits is the bedrock at the bottom of the world!Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of deranged chickens starts attacking you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless in our chaotic world!
But wait, there’s more! Our resident therapist, Dr. Zombie, is always available to help you navigate your feelings of existential dread and blocky despair. So come on down to our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!
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NightlyNarcolepsy Minecraft Server
Are you tired of falling asleep on your boyfriend during late-night Minecraft sessions? Look no further, because our server is the perfect solution for all your insomnia-induced relationship woes! Join us for non-stop action, crazy adventures, and a guaranteed way to stay awake all night long. Plus, with our unique sleep prevention plugin, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally dozing off again. Say goodbye to fights over falling asleep and hello to endless fun on our server. Don’t be a sleepyhead, join us now and keep the party going all night! -
BlockPartyFunLand
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!Join our server and escape reality with our insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds or fight off an army of zombie chickens, the possibilities are endless!
And if you ever feel like you just can’t go on, don’t worry! Our server has a secret potion that will give you unlimited lives so you can keep on playing forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boredom and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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PretendCraft: Stop Lying, Girl!
Are you tired of dealing with fake ADHD warriors on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept players who have been officially diagnosed with ADHD by at least three different doctors (just kidding…or are we?).Join our server and experience a world where ADHD is taken seriously and not just a trend to hop on for attention. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggles of living with ADHD and support each other through it all.
And if you ever encounter someone like Eva on our server, don’t worry, we have a special “Call-Out” feature where you can publicly shame them for their fake claims and attention-seeking behavior. Plus, our moderators are trained to handle situations like these with care and understanding.
So come join us on the most ADHD-friendly Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not validation from others. See you in the game!
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NightlySurvivor – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly powers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will grant you unlimited power (and make you the envy of all your friends).
So what stopped you from ending it all that night? Join our server and let the madness begin!

