SimSlayin’ Server

Artificial, break free, DESPERATE, DISILLUSIONED, Escape, exhaustion, fed up, Frustration, let me off, Liberation, OVERWHELMING, Reality, Release, Ride, seeking freedom, Server, sick, SimSlayin, simulation, tired, Trapped, want off

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because you’re about to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep music. Picture yourself riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a creature so rare and majestic that players from all over the world come to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Duck will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to hold on tight, because once you’re in, there’s no getting off this wild ride!

CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza

Birthday, Boy, candy, CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza, cashier, Chocolate, christmas eve, corner store, Figure, gas station, girl, heavy set, japanese candies, JOKE, Kids, Lid, Mother, nasty look, Purse, straw, wrong way

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Towns Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Votes:	1915
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of giving like never before! Just like the time I generously paid for a kid’s candy on Christmas Eve, you’ll find yourself in a world full of surprises and kindness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a grumpy mother who just can’t handle your hilarious jokes about trying to keep your “girl-ish figure” while playing Minecraft. So come on, join us and let’s spread some laughter and fun together!

LaneMergeLolz Minecraft SMP

defensive driving, driver communication, driving etiquette, driving habits, lane courtesy, lane discipline, LaneMergeLolz, Minecraft, road behavior, road courtesy, road etiquette, road manners, road safety, Signaling, smp, traffic, traffic awareness, traffic flow, traffic psychology, traffic signals, vehicle positioning, vehicle spacing

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crops Grown:	1963
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear. So like, imagine this, you’re just mining some diamonds, right? And suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you out of nowhere, like what even is that? And then you try to ride one but it starts flying and you’re just soaring through the sky like a majestic llama superhero. It’s insane, I tell you.

But wait, there’s more. One time, I was building a castle and a bunch of zombies showed up but instead of attacking me, they started breakdancing. Like, what even is that? And then a giant chicken came and challenged me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew chickens had such sick moves, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. I mean, who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of their favorite snack?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and nothing is ever boring. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer llamas, they’re sneaky little buggers.

CraftyCritiqueMC

advice, Communication, compassion, constructive criticism, CraftyCritiqueMC, criticism, Diplomacy, Empathy, Etiquette, Feedback, friendship, Honesty, Kindness, relationships, sensitivity, Social Skills, Support, tact, tactful, thoughtful communication, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

On our server, we have a special feature where you can criticize your friends without sounding rude or brutal. That’s right, you can roast your buddies to your heart’s content and they won’t even get mad! It’s all in good fun, of course.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Pigman King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize?

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you there!

Syria2Libya Minecraft Server

civil war, Conflict, deployment, eastern europe, forces, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, intervention, libya, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, Minecraft, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Syria, Syria2Libya, Unrest

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	100
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a whole army of russian soldiers moving from syria to libya just to play with us!! like, how crazy is that?? we’re gonna have the most intense battles and build the most insane bases, all while dodging missiles and stuff. plus, putin himself is gonna be our admin, so u know it’s gonna be lit. join now before the russians take over the server and make u squat in a gulag or something, comrade!

Trump’s Troop Retreat: Minecraft Mayhem

Armed Forces, coalition forces, Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, opposition forces, regional stability, Retreat, Syria rebels, Syrian civil war, troop, trump, Trumps, united states involvement, US support, US-backed, withdraw troops

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

so, liek, u kno how syria is all cray cray with rebels and stuff? well, dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u can be a rebel and fight against da evil mobs tryin to take over da land. but wait, here’s da twist – u got da US backing u up! trump is all like “yeah, go rebels, fight for freedom!” so come join dis server and help us win da war against da evil mobs. plus, we got mad loot and sick builds to explore. so what u waitin for? join now and be a hero in dis epic battle for justice!

Akoot&Co

AkootCo, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to Akoot & Co

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.

Features
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map (dynmap)
Bedrock support (Geyser)
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21

Akoot&Co [Semi-Vanilla] {1.21.1} {Discord} {Events} {Building-Focused} {No Map Resets} {ViaVersion}

Puppy Boy’s Penitentiary 1.20.5

1.20.5, Animal Behavior, animal welfare, Boys, canine hygiene, dog care, dog obedience, dog training, male dog behavior, penis locking, penitentiary, pet advice, pet behavior, pet behavior modification, pet discipline, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, puppy, puppy training, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a wild animal that needs to be caged up, but in a good way, you know? Like, it’s so crazy and unpredictable that you never know what’s gonna happen next! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and chaos, but in a fun way! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the craziness together!

Love4Strangers Minecraft SMP

Altruism, compassion, consequences, Decision making, difficult choices, Dilemma, emotional turmoil, Empathy, ethical dilemma, Human nature, love, Love4Strangers, Minecraft, moral conflict, morality, personal sacrifice, relationships, sacrifice, sacrifice for the greater good, Selflessness, smp, Tough Decisions, VALUES

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	858091
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your whole house! But don’t worry, because our server has a special anti-creeper protection that makes them explode into confetti instead of destroying your stuff.

And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants you three wishes! I wished for a pet dragon, a rainbow sword, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. It was lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night. The winner gets a crown made out of emeralds and gets to rule over the server for a whole week. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with blocks.

So, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday. Don’t miss out, bros!

ComfyCraftYT

#youtube, calming presence, comfort youtuber, ComfyCraftYT, Content Creator, digital companionship, digital therapy, Entertainment, favorite creator, Favorite youTuber, feel good content, happy place, internet personality, mental health, online content, positive vibes, Relaxation, self-care, soothing videos, stress relief, virtual support

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel more alone than a creeper in a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort zone for all gamers! Imagine building your dream castle while listening to your favorite comfort YouTuber serenade you with tales of their latest gaming adventures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs therapy when you have our server to make all your Minecraft dreams come true?

CraftyZionists

abroad, branding, CraftyZionists, cultural diplomacy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global outreach, government spending, hearts and minds, influence, international image building, international relations, Israel, Marketing, media campaigns, perception management, Propaganda, public diplomacy, public relations, soft power, strategic communication

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9276
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4322
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves! they will rain down diamonds and enchanted gear upon you, making you the most powerful player in alllll the land!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will unlock the secret ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the minecraft skies. imagine the envy of all your friends as you soar above them, laughing maniacally.

our server is so lit that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. they’ll drop sick loot and challenge you to dance-offs for ultimate supremacy.

plus, our server is so exclusive that herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in the spawn area, sipping on a pina colada and sunbathing. join now before he gets bored and disappears back into the shadows.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft legend! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome things.

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