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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4147 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 100 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!