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SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo”
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! -
CraftySeductions
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs, which you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows and unicorns at your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyKremlinWarBanter
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts diamonds.oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
plus, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s, like, the coolest place in the whole minecraft universe. come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together!
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Veggie & Fruit Juice Gut Fun
So, like, you ever wonder what would happen if you, like, drank a bunch of vegetable and fruit juice in Minecraft? Well, on this server, we’re all about that veggie and fruit juice life, bro!Join us and watch as your gut and oral microbiome, like, totally transform into something out of this world! Your Minecraft character will be, like, glowing with health and vitality, all thanks to the power of juicing!
But that’s not all, oh no! On this server, we’ve got, like, special quests and challenges that involve juicing different fruits and veggies to unlock, like, superpowers and abilities! You’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot lasers from your eyes and stuff, all because of the magic of juicing!
So, like, come join us on this totally rad Minecraft server and experience the wacky and wild world of vegetable and fruit juicing like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Marps’ Minecraft Hub
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Community-focused Worlds Long-term and short-term events Events Survival, Manhunt, Skyblock, etc. Experience True vanilla, no land claims, no pay-to-win Join Us Discord Server FAQ
Q: Can I join the server?
A: Yes, you can join our server by joining our Discord community.
Q: What type of worlds do you host?
A: We host both long-term survival worlds and short-term events like Manhunt and Skyblock.
Q: Is your server pay-to-win?
A: No, we believe in a pure Minecraft experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Q: Are there land claims on the server?
A: No, we provide a true vanilla experience with no land claims.
Q: How can I join the events?
A: You can join the events by following the announcements in our Discord server.