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CraftyMiner69

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8937	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a profession that will make you weak in the knees – professional potato farmers! That’s right, imagine strutting around with your diamond hoe, tending to your precious potato crops like a boss. And don’t even get us started on the potato fashion show every Friday night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperers. These mystical beings have the ability to communicate with llamas on a spiritual level, leading to epic llama dance parties and llama racing competitions. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and leave you in stitches, join us now and become part of the wackiest community in the blocky world!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Items Found:	8391	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	289	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Towns Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	2631

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Animals Bred:	79	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4749
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dimension Hops:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!