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Join us for epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny or battling the evil Chicken Overlord who is hell-bent on world domination. And don’t even get us started on our custom-built roller coasters that will make your stomach drop faster than a stack of anvils.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dirtier than our snap messages is the terrain! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexyadventures and scandalous shenanigans.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the blocks are hotter than your ex! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a twerking creeper! Can you imagine the hilarity that ensued?
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Our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join just to see what all the fuss is about.
Join us for epic battles with a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its beak and a pack of killer bunnies that will stop at nothing to protect their carrot stash.
And did we mention that the Ender Dragon is secretly a DJ spinning sick beats while you try to defeat it?
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Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more! Join now and discover the secret power of your tongue in our virtual world. Yes, you heard it right! Your tongue will have magical abilities to turn blocks into diamonds with just a lick! Don’t believe us? Well, come try it out for yourself and see your yubi transform into a diamond-mining machine! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see wat dat tongue do to my yubi!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.
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But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.
So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.
Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.
So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating!
– We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers!
– The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not?
– Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs!
– If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
Hey you are you bored? Don’t worry! I made a very unique friendly server for players!Version 1.8.8 – 1.16.x, please invite others to this server! Gain Perks and Roles by doing so! Discord Server – https://discord.gg/ea5aj9J – Discord Economy and Giveaways!Store: [Coming Soon] We have all kinds of things! Adventure, Crates, Rewards, Giveaways. Daily, Weekly Kits, Custom Shops! plus MANY MORE! Hope too see you online! STAFF NEEDED! Builders and Mods!
This is a pure anarchy server inspired by 2b2t. There are NO RULES to hold you back from doing whatever you want. You can build, destroy and everything in between. Here, your imagination and freedom are completely unrestricted.
Hibernus is devoted to giving you unique Minecraft experience on a high-quality level. To ensure so, we have a set of custom coded games and a team of dedicated staff, to make sure you’re being served the best.
➣ Wait! Are you looking for a feature packed, competitive Skyblock experience like never seen before? Well let us introduce the Grand Re-Opening of TopBlockMC. ➣ Heard of us before? Well we’re back and better than ever. Come check us out and maybe you’ll find your next Skyblock Server.
Java Server IP ↴play.TopBlockMC.comOfficial Website ↴https://topblockmc.net/Discord Server ↴https://discord.gg/KzqAWUqWjg
➣ Online 99.69% of the time➣ Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]➣ Never seen before Voting System!➣ Create an Island or Join a Friends➣ Build a Massive Farm and Conquer Baltop➣ Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you➣ Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community!➣ AI based Features➣ Impossible to Dupe Crate Keys!!
This is a prison server in development and needs help!
staff needed!
Join the discord https://discord.gg/7wNwyv8!
We will have many gamemodes in the future like:
-factions
-skyblock
-minigames
KitPvP server come join! The discord is https://discord.gg/DEKFbUg. It is a great server, we are looking for staff and players to come on and just enjoy, hopefully we can get a ton of people in and donating to provide support for the server.
We are a friendly, community-driven survival server that provides a fun and relaxing experience
with an active and dedicated staff team, we aim to constantly improve your experience on our server
> Set up a shop in the market or trade with other players to make your fortune!
> Create or join a guild and dominate the server with friends
> Focus on your McMMO levels and become the Best on the server!
> Claim your land to build marvelous structures without the fear of being griefed
A free-build server with a safe, fun environment for all players. We have a staff/admin team that is constantly monitoring and resolving issues on our server.
