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Sedentary Behaviors

  • Screen Time Stress Relief

    Screen Time Stress Relief
    LOL THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, IF U WANNA AVOID PSYCHOLOGICAL DISTRESS THEN JOIN US AND PLAY MINECRAFT ALL DAY ERRYDAY! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS LEAD TO TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

    WE GOT A COMMUNITY OF PLAYERS WHO WILL MAKE U LAUGH TILL U PEE UR PANTS, AND A STAFF TEAM THAT WILL MAKE SURE U NEVER GET BORED. WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND SHEEP THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE REALITY AND DIVE INTO A WORLD OF MADNESS AND MAYHEM, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TV2ZombieCraft

    TV2ZombieCraft
    so, like, imagine this: instead of watching boring ol’ tv all day, you could be playing on this EPIC minecraft server that will make you age like fine wine, bro! like, seriously, if you spend too much time on the couch watching tv, your aging odds go down, but if you join this server, you’ll be aging like a boss, increasing your chances of healthy aging by, like, 1000% or something crazy like that! so, ditch the remote and grab your pickaxe, cuz this server is gonna make you feel younger than a baby chicken in no time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP