TroopCraft: 200K Peace Deal

200k, allied troops, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, Négotiation, Peace, peace agreement, peace deal, Peacekeeping, POLITICAL CRISIS, russia, SECURITY, territorial dispute, TroopCraft, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 200,000 ALLIED TROOPS READY TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR CREEPER-LOVING SELF! WE’RE LIKE A UNITED NATIONS OF BLOCKS AND MINECRAFT MADNESS. COME BUILD PEACEFUL CASTLES WITH US AND AVOID TNT EXPLOSIONS LIKE A PRO. WHO NEEDS RUSSIA AND UKRAINE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A BLOCKY PEACE TREATY ON OUR SERVER? JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE ALLIED TROOP FUN!

KimJongCraft2020

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft2020, Military, Négotiation, North Korea, nuclear power, nuclear weapons, Politics, Rebuke, sanctions, SECURITY, seoul, south korea, Tension, trump, united states

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than trump calling north korea a ‘nuclear power’! build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with other players to take down the evil dictator of the server who thinks he’s a nuclear power too. Seoul is shaking in their boots at the madness happening on our server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the insanity! plus, we have free virtual kimchi for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now!

PixelWarriorz

Accountability, Army, Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, failings of military, Haunt, IDF chief of staff, Israel Defense Forces, Israeli, leadership, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Military, national security, Oct 7, PixelWarriorz, political turmoil, resignation, Resigns, SECURITY

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5645	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

lol u kno wat wont haunt u for life? joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much fun u wont even remember wat a military failings is. come build ur dream house, battle monsters, and make frens with our crazy community. plus, our owner once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. u gotta join to see that kinda epicness in action. so come on, join now and leave ur real life problems behind!

Trump’s Defense Demand: Norway LOL

Alliance, Budget, Defense, defense spending, Demand, Demands, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, INCREASE, international relations, lol, Military, military defense, Military Funding, nato, negotiations, norway, Politics, SECURITY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Emeralds Found:	5095	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, u know how trump be all like “yo norway, u gotta spend more on defense”? well, this server be like norway – cool and chill, not spending all their diamonds on defense! come join us for a wild ride of building crazy structures, battling epic mobs, and finding hidden treasures! plus, we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples! why waste ur time with boring servers when u can be part of this epic adventure?! come on, join us now and let’s show trump how to really have a good time!

CraftyDefenseEU

CraftyDefenseEU, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, Macron, military alliances, military spending, nato, office, SECURITY, spend more, transatlantic relations., trump, Wake Up, world leaders

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even macron is talking about it? yea, u heard me right. macron himself is like “yo europe, we need to up our defense game cuz this minecraft server is poppin off and we gotta protect it at all costs.”

imagine a server where trump is tryna take over but we ain’t havin none of that. we build walls, we build turrets, we build giant statues of steve flipping the bird at trump tower. it’s a battle for the ages, folks.

join us and be a part of the resistance. fight for your right to mine diamonds in peace. fight for your right to build giant pixel art of memes. fight for your right to ride pigs off cliffs for fun.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in all of europe. macron approved, trump disapproved. let’s do this!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Items Found:	5031	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

Why not rent your own server for very cheap!

Cheap, Community, discordserver, Friends, Info, minecraft server, Network, Purchase, Rent, SECURITY, Server, service, setup, solution, test phase, ticket system, Value

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Enchantments Applied:	291	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Service	Minecraft server hosting
Pricing	Starting at $2.50
Setup	Included, with a 2 hour test phase
Features	Customizable, secure, no package prices

FAQ

1. What is included in the setup process?

Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.

2. Can I customize my server settings?

Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.

3. Is the server secure?

Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.

4. How can I purchase a server?

You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.

5. Can I host a server for a medium-sized community?

Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Davidscloud Servers

Amplified, Banking, Caves, Cliffs, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Event, Gaming, Interest, Ip:, landscape, market, Merchants, Pets, platform restrictions, PORT, Protection, SECURITY, Servers, smp, Survival, world

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

About Davidscloud

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
Player Protection	Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.
Quality-of-Life	With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.
Multiple Worlds	Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!
Another Tidbit	Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

CraftyTradeWars

Conflict Resolution, CraftyTradeWars, defense industry, defense spending, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, EU, european union, global market, industry chief, international trade, military budget, Négotiation, political tensions, SECURITY, Target, Tariffs, trade war, trump

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Farms Harvested:	677	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

so like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got unicorns flying around, and like, dragons that breathe fire made of rainbows. if you join, you’ll be like a superhero with super strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

also, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring him a sandwich made of diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret base hidden in the clouds where we plan to take over the world? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

DroneCraft: Attack on RusHub!

aerial attack, Attack, Conflict, Defense, DroneCraft, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Hub, Industrial, long range drones, Military, military base, military technology, RusHub, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING russian military industrial hubs!!! just 600 miles away from ukraine! it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form! join now to experience the adrenaline rush of dodging drones and blowing up military bases! plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a crazy and chaotic world? don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

PeakCraft Minecraft Server

1999, advancement, Civilization, culture, golden age, historical moment, History, Humanity, milestone, Minecraft, modern era, Nostalgia, past, peak year, PeakCraft, peaked.., progress, Server, societal high point, society, society’s peak, Technology, turning point

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	6325
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where humanity peaked in 1999! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by time-traveling dinosaurs who have a love for pixelated blocks and building epic structures. – We have a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles and give you rare loot. – The server currency is actually chocolate bars, because who needs diamonds when you can have delicious treats? – There’s a rumor that if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on flying pigs and rainbows shoot out of creepers.

So come join us on this wild ride through time and space, where 1999 was the peak of humanity and anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /ptg/ – PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL – WHAT A TERRIBLE WAY TO MINE: BY CREEPER EDITION

@POTUS45, again.., Atlanta, charlotte, Chicago, creeper, Donald J Trump, Donald J Trump Presidential Library, Edition, general, God Bless the USA, Grand Rapids, Harrisburg, JD Vance, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Middletown, Minecraft, NABJ, president, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, ptg, smp, St. Cloud, TeamTrump, Terrible, trump, Trump Rally, Trump Spox, TrumpVideo, TrumpWarRoom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Farms Harvested:	570	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J Trump himself is a regular player! That’s right, THE Donald Trump is building his own virtual wall and making Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play alongside the former president, but his spox, Liz Harrington, is also a part of the server! Imagine the drama and chaos that ensues when these two clash in a virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive archived links to all of President Trump’s speeches and appearances in-game. From rallies in Atlanta to interviews in Chicago, you can relive all the excitement right from your Minecraft screen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness of playing with the one and only Donald J Trump! Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallInMinecraft #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPresident

JobCraft Lunchtime

Boundaries, Caregiver, codependent, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, Grief, job stability, JobCraft, lunchtime, parent-child dynamics, relationships, self-care, setting boundaries, terminal illness, unsolicited advice

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5699	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Votes:	1149
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s emotional rollercoaster? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unsolicited advice, online scams, and boundary-setting drama!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game mom shows up to tell you that your virtual spouse is about to die in his sleep. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tissues and virtual hugs to go around.

And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can pay for your mom’s lunch with in-game currency, only to have her accuse you of calling her a “loser with no reliable income”. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a rainy day argument with your mom, join us now! Just remember to set your boundaries and keep your emotions in check – it’s a wild ride out there in the Minecraft world.

QuantumCraft: Where Your Word is Law

absolute certainty, absolute power, cosmic influence, law, laws of physics, limitless potential, metaphysical control, metaphysical laws, quantum physics, QuantumCraft, reality bending, reality manipulation, reality warping, scientific laws, supernatural abilities, Supernatural powers, truth declaration, ultimate authority, unbreakable rules, undeniable facts, universal truths, Word

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can declare one thing as undeniably correct and watch as the laws of physics bend to your will! Want to make it so that pigs can fly? Done. Want to make it so that diamonds rain from the sky? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server where reality is just a suggestion. So come join us and watch as chaos ensues in the most hilarious ways possible!

MiddleEastMinecraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

lol this server is like the top U.S. general in the Middle East, ready to take on any crazy attacks! join us as we prepare for possible Iran attacks, but in Minecraft form! build your defenses, gather your resources, and show those creepers who’s boss! plus, we have a secret weapon called the Diamond Sword of Justice that will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your creations. come join the fun and let’s show those mobs who’s really in charge!

Cams Project: Where Survival Hopefully Doesn’t Turn Into Your Unintentionally Hilarious Demise

Cams, demise, doesnt, hilarious, Project, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Turn, unintentionally

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Cams Project Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Name	camsproject.com
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Do I have to pay for claimblocks?	No, you can earn them with playtime.
Will I be kicked on server restarts?	No, you can stay connected even during updates and bug fixes.
Can I buy and sell items with ProjectCash?	Yes, accrued blocks can be used for trading.
Are there frequent updates?	Yes, updates are constantly being pushed out.
Is there a detailed changelog available?	Yes, check out /recentupdates & /upcomingupdates in game.

Join us on the ground floor and experience the seamless server experience at Cams Project!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

age of AIwaifus, AI revolution, Artificial Intelligence, breaking barriers, CraftyFam, destroy gender roles, embracing diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, future technology, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender equality movement, Gender Fluidity, gender neutrality, gender stereotypes, inclusive society, Minecraft, progressive mindset, Server, societal norms, we can all be like this

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, come join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and destroy gender roles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of AIwaifus show up and challenge you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep all the diamonds you find. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be doing the Macarena for the rest of eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s show the world that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life where we can all be like this.

NoobTechPro in Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Backpack, basics, Beginner, Computer, cybersecurity, Digital, Files, Homeless, IRS, jockey, learning, Minecraft, NEWB, Nomad, Non-Existent, NoobTechPro, privacy, Schizo, smp, starting out, Tech, Technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of being a noob in the world of tech? Do you dream of living off the grid, evading the IRS like a pro? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and become a homeless schizo tech jockey, living out of a virtual backpack and mastering the art of file creation on your computer. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back. Just make sure to wait a while before making a thread, because things can get pretty wild around here!

MommaBearSwimBan

AITAH, anxiety, aunt, Boundaries, child care, Communication, DAUGHTER, family member, hot weather, husband, medication, MommaBearSwimBan, mother-in-law, overreacting, parenting, pool safety, postpartum depression, Safety concerns, swimming, texas, Trust

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3269
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runes Activated:	3

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

The best human invention to date is definitely our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was created by a group of magical unicorns who wanted to bring joy and laughter to all Minecraft players. They sprinkled it with pixie dust and rainbow sparkles, making it the most epic and fun server in all the land.

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