lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where the only way to destroy other players’ bases was by teaming up with Israeli ex-PM Ehud Olmert. he’s like the ultimate secret weapon, only he knows the secret codes to blow up their nuclear programme. join our server and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. plus, olmert will tell you all his crazy stories from his time in office, like that one time he accidentally turned the prime minister’s office into a giant disco ball. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show Iran who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
-
NukeBustersCraft

-
QudsCraft: Missing in Action
So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild! -
IranCraft: Ready for PvP!
come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players. -
PentaCraft Defense Summit
OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS -
UNcraftyNetty’sWorld
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. -
BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.
join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)
-
LebCraft Peacekeepers
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲 -
BurkinaFasoMassacre600
OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT A WHOLE VILLAGE OF LLAMAS THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT THEIR EYES! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER SPAWNER THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS! ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MINECRAFT CAKE THAT GROWS BACK EVERY TIME U TAKE A BITE, IT’S LIKE WILLY WONKA’S FACTORY BUT BETTER! SO COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET ATTACKED BY A KILLER BUNNY, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, RIGHT? 😂🦙🌈🍰🦄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse #LlamaLaserEyes -
NasrallahsGoneMIA
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by a possible successor to Nasrallah who’s been MIA since an Israeli strike? well now’s ur chance!!! come join the chaos and see if u can find our missing leader while building epic structures and battling creepers. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next in line to lead this crazy server! join now for a chance to be part of history in the making…or just to have a good time, whatever floats ur boat lol.

