come join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear deterrence since 1964 just like france! we gotta keep all our european allies safe from creepers and zombies with our super secret weapons! join now to be part of the most explosive server in the world! detonate your boredom and blast off into the most epic adventure of your life! nuclear power, baby! let’s goooooo!
NukeCraft EU Minecraft Server
BazookaCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like having a really big bazooka in your hands! German defense spending gonna be through the roof after parties agree on some historic debt change, so you know it’s gonna be LIT AF!Imagine building a fortress so strong, even the creepers gonna be like “nah, we outta here”. Join now and be part of the epic battle for domination in the pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the land like a boss! Let’s show those other players who’s the real MVP in this wacky Minecraft adventure!
PutinPeaceCraft
If you’re tired of political drama and just want to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs in Minecraft, then you need to join our server ASAP! We promise that Vladimir Putin won’t be dropping any troops into your virtual world, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Putin goes to unwind after a long day of international diplomacy. Who knew he was such a Minecraft fanatic? Join now and maybe you’ll even run into him mining for diamonds!EuroCraft: Billionaire Battle Royale
Are you tired of boring old politics and international relations? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own version of re-arming Europe with a whopping eight hundred and fifty billion diamonds! And guess what? We’re throwing in an extra one hundred and fifty billion diamonds for Ukraine too! Forget about America, they’re not invited to this epic diamond party. Join now and build your own diamond fortress to show off your wealth and power! Who needs real world investments when you have Minecraft diamonds, am I right?CraftyPutinAgentCrafters
Are you tired of worrying about real-world politics and conspiracy theories? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper explosion! Our server is so epic, even POTUS himself tried to join, but we had to ban him because he kept trying to build a wall around everyone’s houses. So if you want to escape the drama of the real world and just have a good time building and exploring with fellow gamers, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret Russian agent bases hidden deep in the mines…oops, did we say too much? ðCraftyKremlinPeace
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE CHICKENS THAN A FARMER’S MARKET ON A SUNDAY MORNING! OUR CREEPERS ARE SO FRIENDLY, THEY’LL GIVE YOU A HUG BEFORE THEY EXPLODE!WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMONDS FOR SEAWEED!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!
PS: OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES TO CUDDLE!
ShoeTossinPrez Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, imagine if we had a Minecraft SMP where the President was a player and we could all throw shoes at him during his speeches! ðð Like, can you imagine the chaos and the LOLs that would ensue? It would be EPIC!Join our server for the chance to participate in shoe-throwing events and other wacky shenanigans. We promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become famous for being the best shoe-thrower in all of Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to troll the President in the most hilarious way possible. See you there, gamers! ðĪŠð #ShoeThrowingSMP #PresidentialTrolling #MinecraftMadness
EuroDefenseCraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT 800-BILLION-EURO DEFENSE PLAN LIKE WHAAAAT. PROTECT YOUR BLOCKS FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH OUR INSANE MILITARY STRATEGY. WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT CANNONS READY TO BLOW UP ANY HATERS. EU COMMISSION AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US, WE’RE THE REAL DEFENSE SQUAD OF THE BLOCKS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE EXPLOSIONS AND FUN. #BLOCKDEFENSESQUAD #MINECRAFTMILITARYMASTERMINDSJD’s Minecraft Peace Quest
so, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, there’s this one time where a bunch of pigs started flying and shooting lasers out of their eyes. it was insane, bro.and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they have tea parties every day and ride around on giant chickens. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? yeah, you heard me right. ninja llamas. they’ll karate chop anyone who tries to steal the diamonds. it’s hilarious.
so, like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft server and experience all the madness for yourself, then come on over. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have this much fun, am i right?
DefendCraft: âŽ800B Mobilisation
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, we gotz da craziest battles u eva seen, like we talkin bout rearm europe level battles, von der Leyen ain’t got nuthin on us!we gotz so much moolah, we talkin bout mobilising up to âŽ800 billion for defence, like who needs dat much money for defence in minecraft u ask? well we do, cuz we gotz dragons, aliens, and even zombies tryna take over our server!
so if u wanna be part of da most epic minecraft server in da world, join us now and let’s show von der Leyen who da real boss is! oh and did i mention we got free diamond armor for all new players? yea, we ballin like dat. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get ready to rumble!