come join our minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! we got denmark planning new ships and dog sled patrols in greenland, all because trump wants control! it’s like a crazy political drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the ruler of greenland yourself! who needs real life politics when you can have this level of insanity in minecraft?! come on, what are you waiting for?!
-
ArcticCraft: Trump’s Greenland Adventure
-
CraftyCossacks
Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian drones are tryna attack it! They think it’s some top secret industrial site near St. Petersburg, but really it’s just our epic server that’s blowing up all over multiple Russian oblasts!Join us if you wanna be part of the action, dodging drones and building your own empire in the midst of chaos. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, we got the best community ever – they’ll have your back when those pesky drones come swooping in.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those Ukrainian drones who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
-
CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense
so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. we got NATO taking control from US of air defenses in Poland, just to support Ukraine. like, who even does that in minecraft, right? and get this, it happened just days before Trump takes office. so if you wanna be part of some crazy international conflict in a blocky world, this server is the place to be. join now and show off your skills in the most epic battles ever!
-
CraftyCashMC
If you won the lottery, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why? Well, first of all, our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND BLOCKS.Secondly, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.
And last but not least, joining our server gives you the chance to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. So forget about buying a mansion or a sports car – come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams!
-
CarCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!
-
UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump
come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
-
OkiRapeStopCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we stop rapes in okinawa with our magical pixel powers! we have unicorns and flying pigs to protect you from any bad guys trying to ruin the fun. plus, our diamond swords are so sharp they can cut through anything, even the toughest of griefers. so come on over and join the fight against injustice in the virtual world!
-
CraftyTaiwanGlideBombMCServer
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a mix of taiwanese components n russian glide bombs, but get dis, dey r actually chinese forgeries! crazy right? but wait, dere’s more! on dis server, u can build ur own russian glide bomb and launch it at ur enemies, just like in real life! but don’t worry, no one will get hurt cuz it’s all just pixels and stuff. so come join us on dis wild ride of explosions and fake components, u won’t regret it!
-
Putin’s Pixelated Warzone
join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.
our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.
plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.
so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).
-
TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine
🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥