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EuroArmy Minecraft Server

army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroArmy, european defense, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, regional stability, Russian threats, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have created an ‘army of Europe’ to face off against all the crazy Russian threats! Volodymyr Zelensky himself is a regular player and he’s always leading us into battle with his epic speeches and dance moves.

we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.

join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, Dutch, Dutch politics, DutchNews.nl, Effort, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, peace talks, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping mission, pm, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

NetCraft: Backing Israel, Holding Hostages

Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Hamas, Holding, hostages, hostages crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NetCraft, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Terrorism, trump, united states, US

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was so intense, bro.

also, like, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. it’s, like, totally magical, dude. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and, like, a million diamonds? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate loot stash, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made, bro.

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

agreements, Alliance, Assistance, commitments, contributions, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, foreign policy, funding, guarantees, international relations, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Void Armor Forged:	30
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground base full of diamonds. like, for realz, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the coolest gang in town. we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks you marshmallows for s’mores. plus, we have a secret handshake that only the coolest players know. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

NATOcraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, decision, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, Minecraft, nato, NATOcraft, Négotiation, Politics, president, SECURITY, Server, Statement, Table, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy said he wont take ukraine’s nato membership off the table, so like, u kno it’s gonna be a wild ride! come build ur own nato base and defend against creepers and zombies with zelenskyy himself! who knew he was such a minecraft pro? join now for a chance to team up with ukraine’s prez and take on the minecraft world like never before!

EuroGuard Minecraft Server

Conflict prevention, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroGuard, european army, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, peacekeeping efforts, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US respect, Zelenskiy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	16

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskiy himself callin for a European army to deter Russia and earn US respect. like, how crazy is that? imagine fightin off creepers and zombies with a whole army of Europeans, all while gettin mad respect from the US. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

UkraineCraftEU: No Peace Talks Here!

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, talks, territorial disputes, Ukraine, UkraineCraftEU, united states, US envoy, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that europe is like, not invited to the party. our us envoy said so. but that’s cool cuz u don’t need europe when u have us! we got all the peace talks u need, but with a twist – it’s all about building epic structures and battling dragons in the virtual world. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so come join us and let’s show europe what they’re missing out on!

EuroCraft Peacekeepers Server

AP reports, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., crisis response, Development, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, international relations, military intervention, peace agreement, Peace Mission, peace talks, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping operation, Plan, SECURITY, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

OMG GUYS, u have to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, Europe is like, sending peacekeeping troops to Ukraine and stuff. But like, don’t worry, our server is like, super safe and fun! Plus, we have this epic storyline where the peacekeeping troops are actually unicorns in disguise and they help you build the most magical castles ever! So like, join now and let’s save Ukraine with our unicorn army! #PeaceLoveMinecraft 🦄✨

EuroTroopzCraft

American troops, defense secretary, defense strategy, deployment, Europe, EuroTroopzCraft, foreign policy, global presence, Hegseth, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military commitments, Military operations, military presence, military strategy, nato, SECURITY, Troop withdrawal, US defense chief, Warning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT AMERICAN TROOPS IN EUROPE NOT STAYIN’ ‘FOREVER’! DEFENSE CHIEF HEGSETH SAYZ SO! COME BUILD A BASE WITH US AND FIGHT OFF THE EVIL CREEPERS! MAYBE EVEN GET A PAT ON THE BACK FROM HEGSETH HIMSELF! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE’LL GIVE U A COOKIE! #MERICA #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

EuroCraft: Zelenskyy’s Army

Alliance, Armed Forces, Army, Conflict, Defense, defense alliance, defense policy, EuroCraft, Europe, european army, european union, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the european army of servers? well, buckle up buttercup, cuz the time has come for u to join our epic minecraft world where we battle creepers and zombies like true warriors.

picture this: u and ur squad of minecraft buddies are gearing up for a epic quest to defeat the ender dragon. but wait, there’s a twist! the ender dragon has teamed up with herobrine and they’re planning to take over the entire server. it’s up to u and ur friends to stop them before it’s too late.

oh, and did we mention we have custom plugins that let u ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life. trust us, u won’t regret it.

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ores Mined:	5942
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8731	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	217	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	1374
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	5001	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Animals Bred:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9903	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

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