SECURITY Minecraft Servers | Page 2 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FuelDepotFiasco

aerial attack, Conflict, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, fuel depot, FuelDepotFiasco, international relations, Military, military strategy, Month, RETALIATION, Russian, second time, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, UKRAINIAN, WARFARE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian drones are on a mission to blow up russian fuel depots!! we got explosions galore and chaos everywhere, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to survive the mayhem and build your own empire in the midst of the chaos. who needs peace when you can have explosions and destruction all day long? come join the madness now!

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5772	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	171	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Farms Harvested:	676	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyMissileKyiv

arms race, CraftyMissileKyiv, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, long range missiles, military advancements, military technology, missile capabilities, missile development, missile technology, Moscow, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Ukraine, ukraine news

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	151	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

lol imagine if ukraine just wanted to play minecraft with russia but they were like nah we gonna launch missiles at u instead. well u dont have to worry about that on our server cuz we all about peace and building cool stuff together. plus, our server is so lit that even the ukraine missile would wanna join us instead of hitting moscow. come join us and let’s build a world where missiles are just for launching pigs into the air for fun. #minecraftforpeace #missilesareforfun #joinusnow

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Buildings Constructed:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Void Gems Collected:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

MuskCraft: No Secrets Here!

collaboration, concerns, Data Protection, Defense, elon musk, Espionage, Government, information sharing, innovation, intelligence, international relations, Israel, Musk, MuskCraft, national security, potential risks, Report, Secrets, SECURITY, sensitive data, spacex, Technology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6861
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the craziest players, like elon musk and stuff. he’s like, this wild card who might share all his top secret data with everyone, so you gotta join to see what he’s up to. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure. join now before elon spills all the tea, yo!

Kpoop2024 Minecraft Server

asian celebrities, Asian culture, asian entertainment industry, asian idols, Asian media, asian pop music, asian society, Korean celebrities, korean censorship, korean culture, Korean entertainment, korean gameshows, Korean government, korean idols, korean media, Korean music, korean pop, korean society, korean television, Kpoop2024, Kpop, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8168	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Potions Brewed:	156	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where kpop is still a thing in 2024 because it’s being kept alive by the gook government! But don’t worry, we’ve got the worst gooks who don’t dare put their faces in the game, so you won’t have to deal with any kpop drama here.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Build your own kpop-inspired world or create a gook-free zone, the possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

”/MSMP/ – Minecraft SMP: Web Scraping Gang”

beautiful soup, bypass ratelimits, captcha services, Community, cool projects, curl impersonate, discord spy tool, FAQ, Gang, Minecraft, MSMP, music scraping, network analysis, pirate streaming service, playwright, proxies, ratelimits, scraping, scraping tools, selenium, smp, Telegram, thread revival, web, web oasis, web scraping

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Votes:	2808	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with web scraping shenanigans and general revival madness.

Looking to bypass ratelimits without proxies? Look no further, we’ve got the inside scoop on all the best captcha services and proxy options. Our members have even mastered the art of network analysis and scraping tools to take their Minecraft game to the next level.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with talented individuals working on some seriously cool projects. From free music scraped from Spotify to a Discord spy tool used by comfags and kiwifarmers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even uncover some top-secret web scraping techniques along the way. Just remember, trannies worldwide hate us, but that only makes us stronger. See you in the game, scrapists!

Hill Death Server

adamant, Argument, BELIEF, conviction, death, debate, determined, Dying, entrenched, forever.., HILL, opinion, philosophy, Position, Principle, Resolute, Server, Stance, Steadfast, Stubborn, unwavering, unyielding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	565
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Buildings Constructed:	42

Are you tired of constantly respawning on the same old boring hill in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have hills so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous! Join us and experience the thrill of respawning on a different hill every time, each one more exhilarating than the last. From hills made entirely of diamond blocks to hills that shoot fireworks every time you respawn, we’ve got it all! So why settle for a mundane hill when you can respawn on the hill of your dreams? Join us now and start your epic hill-respawning adventure today!

CraftyCorruptionRuss

ARMS, arrest, bribery, Cases, Company, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionRuss, Defense, detained, embezzlement, fraud, Government, head, investigation, legal proceedings, Military, Procurement, russia, scandal, supplier

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta build ur army and stuff? well, this server is run by the head of russia’s military supplier company! he’s like this super powerful dude who got detained for corruption but he’s still running this server like a boss! join us for some epic battles and shady deals, it’s gonna be lit fam! plus, rumor has it he’s hiding secret weapons in the game that only the most skilled players can find. come join the chaos and see if u can uncover the truth behind this crazy server!

Eye4EyeCraft

ancient law, biblical, biblical interpretation, consequences, deterrent, Ethics, eye for an eye, eye gouging prevention, Eye4EyeCraft, Fairness, Justice, Legal System, morality, philosophy, ProVerb, proverb interpretation, proverbial wisdom, punishment, RETALIATION, Retribution, Vengeance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	255
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

join this cray cray minecraft server where u can lose an eye but gain a diamond sword in return! we got creepers that do the cha cha slide and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only a sprained ankle. if u want a wild and wacky time, join us and see what other crazy shenanigans await u!

Ozone Skyblock Reborn: Where Mods Make Blocks Float!

blocks, challenge, Curseforge, Discord, Empire, Float, innovation, Ip:, Legacy, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Ozone, Project, reborn, semi-expert, Server, Skyblock, Survival, titan mode, Tribute

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/mobgrinder-raid/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview

Feature	Description
Friendly Faces	Server has friendly faces to welcome players.
No Banned Items	All items are allowed on the server.
Ranks	Players can earn ranks by progressing in the game.

FAQ

What is Ozone Skyblock Reborn?

Ozone Skyblock Reborn is a skyblock modpack where players start with minimal resources and expand their floating island into a thriving empire in the sky.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP: 95.217.104.88:25571

Is this modpack beginner-friendly?

It can be considered a semi-expert pack, similar in difficulty to “Titan Mode” of Project Ozone. As the end-game approaches, the pack will scale up in difficulty.

Where can I find more information about the modpack?

You can find more information about the modpack on CurseForge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/ozone-skyblock-reborn

Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server here: https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anger, ass, BlockyBanter, botch, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, empowerment, equality, feminism, fuck you, gender, insult, Italian fighter, Language, Minecraft, Misogyny, offensive, Rude, Server, sexism, Whinny, WOMAN

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	282
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by a sassy Italian fighter who will put any whinny ass botch in their place! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, our server is so lit that even SHE, the woman herself, is a regular player. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

DeathDefeated Minecraft SMP

Conquering, death, DeathDefeated, eternal life, Minecraft, Overcoming, Redemption, resurrection, smp, triumph, Triumph over mortality, Victory, Victory in Christ, Victory in the afterlife, Victory over sin, Victory over the grave, Victory through faith, Victory through grace, Victory through love, Victory through perseverance, Victory through resurrection, Victory through sacrifice, Victory through salvation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Towns Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we laugh in the face of death and build epic structures to show it who’s boss! Join us if you’re tired of boring old survival servers and want to experience the thrill of battling zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges like trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. We even have a secret underground base where we keep all our stolen diamonds… I mean, legally acquired treasures.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. It’s a fight to the death with enchanted weapons and armor, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So if you’re ready to conquer death and have a hilarious time doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

DreamHouseVetoedLOL

bidding wars, Budget, compromise, deal breaker, disagreement, Dream House, DreamHouseVetoedLOL, first house, Frustration, Hoa, Homeowner, INCONVENIENCE, judgement, Needs, offer, realtor, stress, Tour, veto, vetoed, Wants

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8389	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to call home? Look no further! Our server has everything you could possibly want – multiple biomes to explore, epic builds to admire, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves (they only attack if you try to steal their diamonds)!

But here’s the catch – we have a strict “House Owners Association” in place. That’s right, just like those pesky real-life HOAs, except ours is run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to enforce rules like “no building ugly houses” and “no mining after dark”. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with the hilarious antics of our HOA villagers. Will you be able to build your dream house without breaking any rules? Or will you end up in a bidding war with your fellow players over the last plot of land? The choice is yours – just remember, the HOA is always watching!

ExBlockerCraft

Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, Emotional healing, emotional intelligence, ex, ex-partner, ExBlockerCraft, Exes, getting back together, healthy relationships, letting go, moving on, personal growth, polite rejection, relationship advice, saying no, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

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