One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”
Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.
So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of being kicked out of hotels because your kid is too young? Well, on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter their age! Build your own virtual hotel and never worry about age restrictions again.
Join our server and experience the thrill of moving hotels twice a week, just like in real life! But don’t worry, on our server, it’s all part of the fun. Build and design your own hotels, and never worry about fine print again.
Looking for a vacation spot that’s truly unique? Join our server and explore a world filled with endless possibilities. Build your own campsite, complete with clean bathrooms and AC, and never deal with mosquito bites again.
So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate virtual getaway right at your fingertips?
Imagine this: you and your significant other building a virtual castle together, fighting off creepers and zombies as a team. Nothing says true love like protecting each other from pixelated monsters.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in Minecraft. So why not shower your partner with virtual bling to show them how much you care?
Join our server now and start your epic love story in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find that your partner is your perfect mining buddy for life!
| Features: | Adventure, intrigue, faction conflict |
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| Factions: | Samurai, Pirates, Templars |
| Gameplay: | Battles, quests, exploration |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Join our discord and follow the instructions provided |
| Can I switch factions? | Yes, but there may be consequences depending on the faction |
| Are there quests to complete? | Yes, there are various quests and missions available |
| How do I become a legendary hero? | By completing challenges, winning battles, and earning reputation |
| Is PvP allowed? | Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas of the server |
Don’t like a certain chuuba? Well, tough luck buddy, because in this server, we only spread love and positivity towards all pink women. Pink Unity is our motto, and we stick to it like glue!
Check out our extensive list of pink chuubas and if you have any that aren’t on there, just drop them in the thread and we’ll add them in a jiffy. Our server is a pink paradise where you can bask in the glory of all things pink and fabulous!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special OP template for all your pink chuuba needs, a holodex script for easy access, and even a one-year anniversary album to celebrate our love for pink women.
Join us in this pink-tastic adventure and be a part of the most vibrant and colorful community on the internet. Don’t miss out on the fun, because in this server, pink is the new black!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and ended up in a dance-off with a creeper. And you know what? The creeper had some sick moves! It was a dance battle for the ages, and our player came out victorious, earning a diamond sword as a prize.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. Yes, you heard that right. Players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in the arena for glory and bragging rights. It’s a spectacle like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the clucking chaos.
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. See you in the game!
| Description |
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| The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player-made events, and more. It offers a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators. |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is Janitors Closet SMP? | Janitor’s Closet SMP is a server for creating fantasy nations, engaging in diplomacy, war, and special events. |
| What makes Janitors Closet SMP unique? | The server offers a tightly knit community, balanced rules, and moderators for a great player experience. |
| What plugins are available on the server? | Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more are available for quality of life and enhancing roleplay. |
| How can I join the server? | Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server. |