so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because we got this INSANE 10-year security agreement with US and Ukraine at the G7 summit! like, you know you’re gonna be safe from creepers and zombies and stuff, cuz we got that top-notch security, yo. plus, the villagers are throwing a party to celebrate and you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. join now and be part of the most secure and lit server in all of Minecraft history!
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G7Craft: US-Ukraine Security Deal
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TrebuchetCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build TREBUCHETS on the border with LEBANON. yes, you heard that right. we are taking minecraft warfare to a whole new level. join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in a blocky world. who needs swords and bows when you have a TREBUCHET? come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and let’s launch some cows over the border together!
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NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal
so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!
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CraftyCreeperClash
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazier things happening than Russia’s war with Ukraine, man. And get this, joining our server will actually, like, help slow down the global climate emergency. Yeah, you heard me right!I mean, our server is so lit that even Mother Nature herself is like, “Whoa, slow down with the awesomeness, guys!” We’ve got polar bears riding on llamas, penguins doing the cha-cha slide, and even the occasional tornado made out of rainbow-colored blocks. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that every time you mine a diamond on our server, a unicorn gets its wings. Yeah, we’re basically saving the mythical creatures of the world one block at a time. So come on, join us and be a hero in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!
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LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard
so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.
plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.
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CraftyPoli’s Classified Server
So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the leader is like, totally keeping secrets from everyone! Like, who needs classified reports when you can just build epic castles and battle dragons, amirite? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. So, like, join now before the llamas overthrow us all and make us their llama slaves. It’s gonna be lit, fam!
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Creeper Summit: US-Ukraine Security Deal
come join our epic minecraft server where biden and zelenskyy will sign a security agreement between US and Ukraine IN GAME!!! yes, you heard that right, you can witness this historic moment while building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks or riding a pig off a cliff.our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena in the spawn area. we have custom plugins that turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns and the skeletons into friendly pandas.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and rainbows.
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CraftyArmenianAlliance
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? well u gotta join this server! it’s like a party in your computer screen, but with blocks and stuff.imagine this: u log on and u see a giant chicken riding a pig through a field of rainbow sheep. then u turn around and there’s a castle made entirely out of diamonds. and guess what? u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon!
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to boogie down? yeah, it’s a thing.
so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares?). trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a dream come true, but in block form.
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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!
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WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!
LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!