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DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”

Aerial Photography, Artificial Intelligence, commercial use, data collection, DroneCraft, Drones, flying machines, future technology, hobbyists, innovation, Military, Military operations, privacy concerns, reconnaissance, remote control, robotics, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned aircraft, Video recording

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty Crusaders: Defend Israel Edition

Allegiance, Commitment, courage, Crafty, crusaders, DEFEND, Defense, determination, Duty, Edition, FAITH, HOMELAND, Honor, Israel, loyalty, patriotism, perseverance, pride, Protection, sacrifice, SECURITY, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Items Found:	2601
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	128
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you ready to defend Israel with your life and like it? Well, you better be, because that’s exactly what you’ll be doing on this server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers starts attacking. But fear not, because you are armed with the power of defending Israel! With each swing of your sword, you are protecting the holy land from all evil forces.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a battle of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious and prove your loyalty to Israel?

Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you don’t like defending Israel, in which case, why are you even here?)

TrumpCraft: Where we take out mobs like Qasem Soleimani! #MinecraftMadness

aggression, biden, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, MinecraftMadness, mobs, Négotiation, nuclear deal, Peacekeeping, Qasem, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Trump and Soleimani! Build your own nuclear weapons and show Iran who’s boss in epic battles that have never been seen before! Biden may be sleeping on the job, but you can take matters into your own hands on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and destruction, join now!

Crafty Truth Bombs

#revelation, arms race, ATOMIC, bombs, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, Diplomacy, explosive, Global, INFORMATION, International, International truth, nukes, peace negotiations, power, Secrets, SECURITY, Truth, Truth nukes, War, WARFARE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Villages Defended:	8
Void Gems Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

CraftyCraft: Because they keep getting lost in our epic PvP battles!

aggression, Battles, Conflict, CraftyCraft, Defense, Diplomacy, Epic, international relations, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, Military, negotiations, nuclear weapons, Peace, Politics, PvP, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Stability, strategy, Tension, threat

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	7294
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	138	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Iran and Israel are locked in an epic battle, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and witness the chaos as creepers explode like missiles and players build walls taller than the Great Wall of China to protect their bases.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from enemy attacks and plot your own strategies to take down your foes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So why won’t Iran attack Israel on our server? Because they’re too busy trying to survive in this crazy, action-packed world where anything can happen. Join now and see for yourself why this server is the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Blocky Borscht Battalion: No Air Defense Needed in Ukraine

Air, air defense, Battalion, blocky, Borscht, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense budget, defense strategy, defense system, eastern europe, frontlines, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, military capabilities, military technology, nato, Needed, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ores Mined:	7411	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crops Grown:	1497
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a battlefield where anything can happen! Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over virtual diamonds, build crazy structures that defy the laws of physics, and embark on quests to find the mythical “Golden Creeper” rumored to grant wishes to those who can defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or fight against them in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on the frontlines of Minecraft madness!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crafting, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, fear, intimidation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, self defense, threat, violence, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5137	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mines Excavated:	2411
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

LOLcraft Battle Royale

arms race, battle, cold war, Cold War 2.0, current events, CWII, debate, Diplomacy, Geopolitical, global conflict, History, international relations, LolCraft, Military, nuclear weapons, Politics, Royale.., SECURITY, Superpowers, Tension, truthseeking, world war, WWIII

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9570
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the Cold War look like a warm hug from grandma! Are we living in the midst of a new Cold War? Who cares when you can be building a secret underground base to hide from the creepers! Our server is so epic, even Putin himself would be jealous of our redstone contraptions. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! And who knows, maybe we’ll uncover some secret government conspiracy hidden within the blocks. Time to craft your way to victory, comrades!

Kung-Fu Creeper Craze – Join Now for Epic Battles in Minecraft! #FunnyServerNames

Battles, blow up, China, CRAZE, creeper, crisis management., ENERGY, Epic, foreign policy, FunnyServerNames, Geopolitics, global power, iran, Israel, Join, kungfu, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, oil refineries, Persian Gulf, Rush, sea lanes, Secure, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Trade routes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where geopolitics meets blocky adventures? Look no further! Join us as we navigate the treacherous sea lanes of the Persian Gulf, dodging oil refineries blown up by Israel and fending off Chinese players trying to secure their loot. Will you be able to build your empire amidst the chaos? Join now and find out! Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos!

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

biden, Biden administration, BidenCraft, blocks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global stability, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear deal, nuclear sites, nukes, peace talks, political tensions, proportional response, sanctions, security concerns, US, world news

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crops Grown:	3412
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Glass Portal Mine

Break, deep thoughts, existential crisis, existentialism, Glass, Identity, introspection, Perception, perspective, philosophical musings, philosophy, Portal, Reality, Reflection, Screen, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, separation, WINDOW, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

alliances, collaboration, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, Skills, storytelling, strategy, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchantments Applied:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Farms Harvested:	1000	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9076	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Endless Night Skies:	5

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Star Shards Collected:	70
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Void Gems Collected:	20

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.