come join our epic minecraft server where we vet all our players for links to radical islam just like the dagestan political elite! we promise you won’t get shot at a synagogue or church here, just lots of fun and games! who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!
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CraftyElite Minecraft Server
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HezBegoneCraft: Destroy in Days!
join our epic minecraft server where we can destroy hezbollah’s military in days, just like gantz said! we got all the weapons and tools you need to take down those pesky terrorists, plus we have a secret weapon called the “creeper cannon” that will blow them all to smithereens! come join us and be a hero in the fight against evil! also, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn? yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some terrorist butt together!
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DroneCraft Server – £850 Power!
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have £850 drones flying around ready to take out all the nato weapons!!! you gotta see it to believe it, bro. we got creepers riding on the drones and shooting arrows at the players, it’s insane! join now before nato figures out how to stop us, lolz.
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GazaGriefers: StopTheFires
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild ride of a time trying to stop the evil forces of Hamas from firing at Israel! we have a bunch of crazy rebels in Gaza trying to take down the bad guys with their pickaxes and swords. join us for some intense battles and hilarious moments as we fight for peace in the blocky world. plus, we have a secret weapon that shoots TNT at our enemies – it’s a blast! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the ‘Local Rebellion’!
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BalloonWarfareKOR
so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not as bomb as those 350 waste balloons detected from North Korea, but pretty close. tensions are totally flaring, just like the lava in our nether realm. join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a war with your friends. who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords, amirite? come on, join us and let’s see who can build the most epic base before the next balloon attack. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
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HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill and play some minecraft, but then u also wanna feel like a badass warrior fighting against evil forces? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are transported to a world where u are the hero fighting against a secret organization called the “Blockade.” they are trying to take over the server and it’s up to u and ur fellow players to stop them.
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to battle epic bosses and complete challenging quests, but u also get to ride dragons and unicorns into battle. yes, u heard me right. DRAGONS AND UNICORNS.
oh, and did i mention that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the server? yeah, u could be rolling in riches in no time.
so, what are u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this epic minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyUkraineWarz
lol imagine if u could fight off russia’s attacks in minecraft! well now u can on this epic server! join us and help ukraine defend against the evil russian invaders with $150 million worth of munitions! blow up their bases, ride into battle on a pig, and show those russians who’s boss! join now and be a hero in the virtual world!
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ChemicalCraft: RussianRaid
come join our epic minecraft server where we have NO russian chemical weapon attacks, only epic battles and building fun! ukraine may be dealing with that drama but not us, we just here to have a good time and build some crazy stuff. plus, our mods are so cool they can turn creepers into cute little kittens that explode with love instead of hate. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it!
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SeaDroneSquad Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have sea drones that do the job of warships, but like, in a totally non-threatening way, ya know? imagine sailing the high seas with a squad of 20 sea drones at your command, ready to take on any challenge that comes your way.we’ve got crazy battles, underwater adventures, and even a secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of commanding your own fleet of sea drones in the most epic minecraft server ever!
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AirportTourMCServer
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a tour of the airport to prove there are no creepers hiding in the cargo center! but beware, the zombies are trying to sneak in and steal all the diamonds! join us for a wild adventure as we fight off skeletons and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! who needs hezbollah weapons when you have a diamond sword in hand? come join the fun and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!