lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a president just like in real life but way cooler cuz he plays minecraft too. Zelenskyy is leading us to victory in the Kursk offensive, where we battle creepers and zombies instead of real enemies. join us and make ‘full use’ of our achievements like building giant statues of Zelenskyy and creating a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!
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DroneWarsMC
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out with drones but in minecraft world!!! u can be part of the action and help ukraine advance deeper into russia’s territory by building epic bases and crafting powerful weapons!!! who needs real war when u can have virtual war in minecraft??? join now for the ultimate battle experience!!!
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KurskCraft: Ukraine Takeover
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s Kursk Oblast one block at a time! we got 74 settlements under our control and we’re not stoppin’ there! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land in the name of ukraine’s Commander-in-Chief! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, all in the name of fun and games! let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats come prancing by, followed by a gang of chickens riding on the backs of pigs! And that’s not even the craziest part – our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russia is evacuating people to come play on it! That’s right, they’re leaving Kursk Oblast behind just to join in on the fun. Who needs real life when you can have a blast on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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MissileMayhemCraft
lol ok so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u can like, build ur own missile and send it to russia but then the US gets all mad and is like “oh no u didn’t” and threatens to blow u up but like, it’s all in minecraft so it’s all good and u can just respawn and do it all over again. join now for some explosive fun! #minecraftmadness #missilemayhem
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ConocoCraft: Boom Boom Base
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that was like, totally out of this world? well, this server is like, the bomb. literally. because we have missile attacks happening all the time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. like, imagine building your dream house and then BAM, missile attack! it’s like a surprise party, but with explosions. plus, the state media is always reporting on our epic battles in the Conoco gas field. so, like, if u want some excitement in your minecraft life, come join us. just make sure to bring your hard hat and flak jacket, cuz things can get a little crazy around here.
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Blinken’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest, most bonkers server in town!Join us and you’ll be slaying zombies with diamond swords like a boss, building epic castles taller than the Ender Dragon, and mining for rare ores deeper than the Nether! But wait, there’s more!
Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot, like enchanted armor that makes you invincible and potions that give you super speed! Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Endermen and save the world!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, Blinken approves sale to Israel of military equipment worth over $20 bln… wait, what? Ignore that last part, just come join the fun!
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KremlinGuardMC
come join our minecraft server where putin appoints ex-bodyguard to oversee defend kursk!! 🤣🤣🤣we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂
if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪
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CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv
so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!